Scooter's Coffee — Restaurant in West Milwaukee

Alright, here’s the deal: this place is drive-thru only. That’s right. You can’t even go inside. No cozy cafe, no comfy chairs, no little spot to sit and pretend you’re working on something important. Just you, your car, and the joyless experience of staring at a speaker. And yet, they expect you to pay Starbucks prices?

Now, I ordered an iced coffee. Simple enough, right? All I asked for was some stevia—four packets, not two, not three, four—and coconut milk. You’d think this wouldn’t be a problem. You’d think wrong. What do they give me? Watered down coffee on ice that tastes like it was brewed yesterday and then left out in the sun for a few hours. And the best part? Coffee grounds. In the drink. Actual coffee grounds floating around like they were trying to remind me what real coffee should taste like.

Meanwhile, my friend orders a similar drink—no coupon, of course and gets some kind of iced coffee masterpiece. No grounds, actual flavor, the whole deal. They’re sipping on perfection, while I’m over here with my sad, gritty, discount disaster.

And don’t even get me started on the coupon situation. I used their app, big mistake. You get a discount, and suddenly it’s like they’re punishing you for being a savvy customer. The full-priced drink? Perfect. The discounted one? A total catastrophe. What’s that about? It’s like they’ve got a little button in there that says, “Ah, this guy used a coupon? Throw in some coffee grounds and water it down a bit. That’ll teach him.”

So, yeah, if you’re looking for the full “I-can’t-even-go-inside” experience with a side of poorly made coffee and a sprinkle of bitterness (literal and metaphorical), this is the place for you. Just don’t expect any flavor if you dare to...

We love stopping here before a hike or an errand. Folks here are great, quick and make sure orders are correct. We LOVE the Nitro Cold Brew - their coffee is so smooth! Please skip the large stores and mega chains and try this place! They have coffee, specialty coffees/espresso, energy drinks, donuts, breakfast sandwiches, power shakes - try the peanut butter power protein smoothie, it's absolutely delicious! And a great array of other treats that hit the spot. We've never had to wait longer than 5 minutes for our order and the line goes quickly. The area outside is always clean and well maintained. Easy to access with any size vehicle. Drive through only. Please give Scooter's a shot, you won't be disappointed and just might find a new favorite spot!

Pictured: Nitro Cold Brew (smooth and creamy), Peanut butter power protein smoothie (delicious every time), egg and cheese biscuit (soft, flavorful, delicious) and everything bagel with sausage (very good, garlic-y, bagel was toasted just right, sausage...

Nice employees... no fault to them... Their cups are BEAUTIFUL with wonderful art BUT! the cups are atrocious at doing their job... holding coffee. I've visited at least 5 times and EVERY time we get our cups they are leaking from the bottom or the side seam of the cups. In addition, the lids do not stay on tight and easily pop off.. i went grocery shopping with their cup and the LID barely goes with the cup that it fell off multiple times before i gave up and threw the coffee away to avoid making a mess.

TL:DR; their coffee cups SUCK!

Their coffee is Meh, and I don't think they add the requested amount of Splenda to your cup when you order on the app. For 3.25 you can get a better coffee with a more adequate cup at Taco Johns of all places which is directly adjacent to this drive thru only establishment. I mean for a couple cents more you can have a starbucks coffee in an actual sturdy cup. I've had more flavorful coffee at McDonalds,...