The Gnarly Heifer — Restaurant in Whitehall

Ok, ok. I've put this off for far too long. So to explain myself, I did my own review of this particular eatery on my personal Facebook page. Reasons being: 1. I used entirely too much profanity (due to my loss of control of my central nervous system. For further explanation please refer to my Facebook post.) 2. After writing my review once, I took three days to enjoy the bliss that is the epitome of food heaven. To review: you have not lived until you've eaten at The Gnarly Heifer. As a supplement to my lack of actualities, may I offer a summary of my Facebook Post (actually just a copy and paste with the bad words turned into [expletive] ): "Respectfully, the absolute most delicious slop I have ever had the pleasure to devour like an african-child-mosquito to your mom on her period. I saw this spot on my way into town and enjoyed the entertainment of their name ("The Gnarly Heifer" ... 😎👍🏽) then later, Google reviews lied to me and said the food was really good when in fact the level of mouth-gasming deliciousness this restaurant pumps out faster than politicians deny they had [expletive] relations with that woman had me hooked faster than a fresh divorcee on their first trip to Vegas. They even offered a "puppy patty". No, not Satan's cuisine. They give you a doggy bag, with a burger patty for your doggy, with a few doggy treats. You're spunky as [expletive], Gnarly Heifer, and I want you inside me over...

Really disappointed in our experience here, especially after all of the 5 star reviews we read. Red flag number one, Co2 machine was broken. Not a problem, they offered us cans of soda, we didn’t mind. Red flag two, we sat on the patio and the waiter insisted on taking every single table’s order one after the other instead of going to put in the orders right away. There were two tables of large families so he took almost 10 minutes taking four table’s orders. We felt terrible for the guy as we could see three waitress inside chatting it up with each other. A family gets frustrated with this also and tells the waiter to cancel their order and they leave. Red flag number three, he brings out our order and says “I think I messed up.” He forgot our tater tots but quickly brings them out. Red flag number four, we asked him FOUR times for gnarly sauce. He would say okay, then get distracted because he would go to every other table asking what they needed before going back into the kitchen to get what each table needed. Finally, we ask him for two boxes, gnarly sauce to go and our bill. He comes out with two boxes, the bill and NO GNARLY SAUCE. For the fifth time!! Then he says, “oh well I have to go change your bill then because it’s 50 cents for gnarly sauce.” We said forget it, paid and got the heck out of there. We felt bad for the guy but man our service was terrible. Would not recommend, no matter how good the...

I don't give out many 5 stars and both service and food at The Gnarly Heifer deserved them! The food was excellent! We started with their Beer Cheez' Fries. They were great! We eat them quickly and fully! Unfortunately we didn't save any to go with our sandwiches. I then had The Rowdy Rancher burger. It has double patties, bacon, fried egg. potato patty, pepper jack cheese & Gnarly Sauce. A great burger! I hope some day we go back to get another. Our daughter had a Classic Burger and my wife had The Salty Tomato with toasted rustic white bread, basil pesto, fresh tomato, parmesan cheese, goat cheese, balsamic reduction, salt & olive oil. I had a bite and it was really good as well! They both agreed that the food deserved 5 stars. The service was very helpful and extremely friendly! Another 5 stars. I didn't give 5 stars to the atmosphere only for the size of the location, no TVs and the lack of alcohol. 4 stores is still a good rating and matched the location. It is a nice place and we all loved the hidden dinosaurs to entertain kids. I highly recommend...