Wow, a pretty stinko park. I've had more fun hunting for squirrels and other small woodland rodents, whilst simaltaneously giving marriage advice to a demented half-mutant lady and her pidgeon wife, anyway back to the park, while I was there I saw a ferral little goblin man dancing away in the sand pit, it was pretty funny at first, but then it got a bit creepy as he slowly snaked closer and started asking me where the nearest kebab repair shop was and if I new directions to ghoul con 2014, naturally at first I tried distracting him with sand I blew in his eyes, but then I lost my patience with him, so I told him the year was 2018, not 2014, so he couldn't even attend ghoul-con, even if I gave directions, and I also explained to him that their is no such thing as a kebab repair shop, so I politely spat in his face, called him a lunatic and tried to walk away from this cold grasp of a conversation, but he then apologetically explained to me that he was a time traveler from another dimension where people use kebabs as lethal weapon dvd holders, he was very polite, and a very nice boy. So aside from all the gremlums and ghouls, it's a pretty 👌 park, I only wish that space ape hadn't crawled out the fire pit and stole all my beans. Would recommend this product to anybody suffering from anxiety from the...
Read moreI used to love this park as a child growing up. It had a great atmosphere and there wasn't anything dangerous or illegal happening here. Nowadays, when I come here with my friends, there's always no one there and if there is it's big groups of teens up to no good. Recently, the rope bridge has been blocked off and unusable which is extremely dissapointing. The big round swing towards the back of the park has been removed for some odd reason and hasnt been replaced/ put back in months. The other two little swings have been removed too, leaving virtually nothing for the older kids. It's just really dissapointing as there's nothing...
Read moreLovely park for children to play in. It has a variety of apparatus for children of different ages. There are climbing walls, sand pit, climbing frames, rope apparatus, swings for babies and older and a large slide. It keeps the children entertained for a while and plenty of benches for adults to sit. You can access it from Tesco, Myton Pub and the school behind it. Follow the paths round from...
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