Stairway Cannabis — Attraction in Blue Springs

I feel fluffy. in my brain. I'm taking it light right now, in order to maintain a level of cognitive awareness sufficient to craft this review. to some extent.

all the wheed is good now. we order off of menus. wheed quality is no longer the determining factor in where to shop. it's all good. literally. now it's down to other details.

one moment please; I'm going to imbibe a bit more. apparently that term "imbibe" is specific to alcohol but no. I'm expanding it. whatever. anyway gimme a sec - you won't even notice.

okay I'm back. I think I should start from the beginning. the car was being worked on so I knew I wasn't going to be driving for several hours so I puff puff passed to myself and started wandering Blue Springs. I wasn't looking for a wheed store, wasn't in need of one, but there's the big astronaut lady painting and "Yeah I should probably go in there. For science."

what did you want, bulletpoints? this is a review of a wheed store. of course it's narrative.

I've been there three times now which makes me an expert. I counted the times for the qualification and that number is the same number as the number of licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop so consequently I am an expert now.

the point is you're not going to stores because one has better wheed, unless I'm like, confused about that. the more important part I suppose for review purposes, is to identify what reasons we take our money to one store vs. another. and I am gonna admit I feel like a traitor for doing this review before reviewing my other wheed store I'm still totally going to support as well... but like here's what happened.

they know their shit. I'm not saying the other places don't. I'm not saying anyone is doing it wrong. I'm saying that I learn when I go here. I wasn't trying to learn, I was just communicating "Frosted apricots has great cognitive process disruption but isn't all that heady. I wanna feel stupid and stuck in the couch, forget the world is on fire."

now she's talking about turpines and profiles. lie mon ee [phoenetically] I just stare because clearly she's an expert. I was already gonna say yes.

now I go home and try Big Head. now I have to call the wheed store and tell them how grateful I am like I'm feeling exactly what I wanna feel. and they suggested I write a review. so that's why theirs is first, before my other favorite wheed store I'm still totally going to go to and it's not just because I worked in that building before. they're hella cool too.

The Lego Issue Stairway's Lego game is nice, and I respect the 3D printed versions. they're "fine." they're "nice." I think the two stores should have a Lego competition though, and right now Stairway is a little behind. no, actually they're trailing in terms of authentic actual "I built this" Lego sets (or other configurations). I gave the other store a little astronaut set which gives them an unfair advantage, but I have two but I haven't given Stairway theirs yet so that's favoritism and I won't have it.

this is is a review. I left that typo as I noticed it was happening. was it to mess with you? or is it to demonstrate: they know their shit. this wheed is effective.

you should go there. bring them Legos. help their Lego game. everything else is on point, though they could do with more colors in their lighting and I would definitely add lava lamps. but they know their shit and they're hella cool.

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