Bigfoot Fun Park — Attraction in Branson

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🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 5-Star Review: “BIGFOOT BLAST ARCADE – A MONSTROUSLY GOOD TIME!”

Let me start by saying this: I didn’t just walk into an arcade – I stepped into a full-blown Sasquatch sanctuary of fun. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if Bigfoot had a lovechild with Dave & Buster’s and raised it in the backwoods of awesome, this is it.

From the moment I walked in, I was hit with the scent of buttered popcorn, flashing neon lights, and the faint sound of roaring animatronic growls – and I knew I was home. Bigfoot Blast Arcade isn’t just a place you visit; it’s a place you experience.

👣 THE THEMING – 10/10 LEGENDARY

Every inch of this arcade is dripping in cryptid charm. Moss-covered logs, glowing eyes peeking from faux trees, footstep decals leading to every machine – you’d swear you’re deep in the Pacific Northwest, not a strip mall off I-92. There’s even a life-sized animatronic Bigfoot near the snack bar that waves at you like he knows your deepest secrets. It’s both terrifying and adorable. The bathrooms? They’re labeled “Squatch Guys” and “Squatch Gals.” Genius.

🕹️ THE GAMES – WILDLY GOOD

They have everything. Classics like Pac-Man and Galaga? Yup. Modern hits like Halo: Fireteam Raven, Mario Kart GP, and even a VR Yeti escape room simulator that made me scream loud enough to attract actual Bigfoot (I swear someone in the back turned their head). But the real prize here is the exclusive “Bigfoot Bounty Hunter” game. Think Duck Hunt, but with thermal scopes, forest ambience, and the goal of tracking elusive cryptids across national parks. It’s addictive, hilarious, and weirdly emotional. I got deeply attached to a digital raccoon sidekick named Carl. 10/10.

🎟️ THE TICKET SYSTEM – TOO GENEROUS?

Either their machines are rigged in our favor, or I’ve suddenly developed world-class arcade skills. After 30 minutes, I had more tickets than I knew what to do with. Seriously, I walked out with a Bigfoot plush, a pair of LED sunglasses, and a lava lamp shaped like a pinecone. I saw a kid trade his tickets for a ukulele. A real one. Who does that?

👨‍👩‍👧 FAMILY FRIENDLY & BIGFOOT-APPROVED

I saw toddlers laughing at the kiddie games, teens shredding it on Dance Dance Revolution, and grown adults acting like it was their first time seeing fire. The staff? Incredible. Dressed in ranger uniforms, totally in character, and genuinely excited to talk about all things Bigfoot. Shoutout to Cassie at the front counter who helped me recover my lost tokens and told me about the arcade’s secret Bigfoot trivia nights. You’re the real MVP, Cassie.

🧼 CLEANLINESS – A FOREST WITHOUT DIRT?

For a place this packed with foot traffic (pun intended), I was floored by how clean it was. Machines wiped down regularly, trash cans never overflowing, even the carpet smelled like pine and nostalgia.

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FINAL VERDICT:

If I could give this place more than 5 stars, I would. Heck, I’d give it a constellation. Bigfoot Blast Arcade isn’t just a quirky roadside attraction – it’s a must-see destination for gamers, cryptid fans, families, or anyone looking to have an unforgettable time.

I came for the games… I stayed for the legend… And I left with a 3-foot stuffed Sasquatch named Gerald.

Can’t wait to come back. Next time I’m bringing...

I have always been a big foot enthusiast since I was young. I am truly disappointed to say I brought my two daughters to branson for what was advertised as an awesome adventure safari excursion... what was NOT advertised was the constant comments about drugs, the making of drugs with chemicals (a phrase that was used) and the big finale was the meth lab (excuse me ) "chemical drug lab" (their words) at the end of the adventure. The driver pulls into a large metal garage and its hotter than ever . The strobe lights and homemade video footage of bad drug guys capturing and holding hikers captive was more disturbing than ever. My daughters are 9 and 11 and up until this little "family fun" adventure had no idea that chemicals were used to make drugs. It has never been a factor in their lives whatsoever until this little adventure. I am ashamed for the business that this was not advertised as a promotion of drug free lifestyles and the repeated phrase of the tour" bigfoot says no to drugs" I am all about promoting a healthy drug free lifestyle, however , this was not advertised and was brought up in the tour so often it seemed to override the neat cows or fun off road time we had hoped to have. My children were the oldest of the 6 kids on the tour and by the end of the big drug lab exploding finale each one of them were in tears. Also, the driver repeatedly mentioned "dont forget to tip your driver, I dont make alot " he said. Over and over. It was awkward and odd. No real big foot stories. Only made up fakeness. I would never pay for this and I have and will let all my friends and family and clients know they should never waste their money, or take any kids . We didnt spend another dime on anything else this business tried to offer as entertainment. I would encourage anyone with kids to seriously rethink this as cool as they advertise it could be. The business needs to correctly promote this safari adventure so participants are fully aware of what will be introduced into their lives and that of their children. One star just for the friendly girl at...

They games were fun and they give you such a good deal when you pick you activities. Don't quote me on this exact price but I think it was a $25 game card plus mini golf, they had a mixture of deals like that. We just my wife and 4 kids just played the arcade because I'm in a wheelchair until I get my prosthetic. But for every $25 game card we got $5 off so a $25 card for $20, when there are 6 of us that was awesome and I didn't expect it i figured $25 will get $25 on a card, but nope it was great. So I save $30 on 6 game cards, which took quite a while to use because the games was mostly $1. They have much more like mini golf as I mentioned and escape rooms which we will do need time when I'm able to walk again. Big foot is are new arcade place, grand country use to be but they don't hold a candle to big foot. Even the ticket prizes they had a mini bike. Now I know it would take a lot of tickets but if you have 6bin your group and live close like we do and just keep putting tickets on 1 card and saving everytime we go it would be possible. I don't get paid or discounts for writing this but if you aren't from around here or even are and you like to see people's reviews that's why I do it. To help the next family. BTW it would have been 5 stars if I was able to experience everything but a leg amputee makes it hard to do the escape room or the gold course. But I watch the mini golf it looked amazing. I don't know anything of the escape rooms though...