Greenlight Dispensary Cape Girardeau — Attraction in Cape Girardeau

Picture this: The day before Thanksgiving. You're in front of the mirror just psyching yourself up. The stress of tomorrow is already oozing it's way into your pores. Somebody is going to say something at dinner that's just gonna f'ing set you off. Sure, you get along with everyone else famously... But that ONE MOTHER** is gonna do their passive-aggressive best to push your buttons... After a few "deep breaths", you realize you need to stock up for tomorrow. You must consult The Oracle. You make your way to the local bazaar. The path is wrought with perils. The roads are slick with rain, pouring from the heavens, as if the gods themselves seek to impede you. But you have faced gods before. You have stared into the maddening abyss of Hades. Prometheus himself gave man the gift of fire, and we will not waste that gift! There you are, inside the hallowed halls where our glorious budtenders ply their trade. At last, you are face to face with the Oracle! She goes by the name Molly! She divined the herbs to give me guidance. The knowledge poured from her, enlightening me! All the answers were there! And then, all of a sudden, without breaking eye contact, you see a flash! Like lightning, the giant spider that was creeping toward you that you didn't see has been dispatched! Your life saved before you even knew it was in danger! With the spider gone, your bowl soon to be replenished, and your life saved, Molly ever-so-slightly flexed. It was at that moment I knew that Molly would have kick Jake Paul's teeth in if she had fought in Tyson's stead.

..... ..... It was a terrible day. I hadn't smoked in almost 4 hours....(speaking of which...) Okay, I made it back. As I was saying, I hadn't smoked in what seemed like an eternity. All around I could see signs, like the unveiling of the great Apocalypse! But, after my visit with Daiquan, all was as it should be. No longer were frogs raining from the sky like some unbidden bird droppings! The sun shine brighter! Ice cream tasted sweet again! Daiquan, my friends, is the reason that Taylor Swift won...

There are some days when it’s not about how knowledgeable of on products the team member that serves you as or how big of a deal they can help you get sometimes it’s just about being relatable and sometimes it’s about being that one smile in a strangers day that’s been full of frowns and Disappointment. Well today, the manager of green light was that person for me. As usual the staff are always on their toes and are all very welcoming and quick to say hi like we’ve known each other forever. I know their products inside and out So when I Decided to make the trip into the Cape Girardeau dispensary I was praying for it to go off without a H&B as smooth and stress-free as usual. Had a pretty rotten day and I needed something to go smooth as could possibly go something today won something that wouldn’t cause a bigger issue than it did and when I got up to the counter to put in my order and was told I needed to talk to the manager to see if I could even , use the promotional code that I had been given automatically thought well here we go again, but be on duty manager Who ended up coming over was so unaware But ended up that she gave me way more than any product knowledge or coupon Could have ever benefited me! people like that good people like that that make a good store- a great one Greenlight dispensary, Cape Girardeau, Missouri listen to me you better hang onto that one and to who I’m referring to whatever your name may be thank you 1 million...

Visited my first ever dispensary and have to say I was kind of nervous. I was there to support my mother who had also not been to one before. The front desk kid was smiley, kind and quick to process our IDs. The security guard was informative and helped the process as well. Once we got in, the behind the counter staff was beyond helpful! Matt was our clerk and he was full of knowledge. My mom wasn't sure what she was looking for and as soon as she told him her goal, he had the perfect product in mind. On top of that, he have her the "wisdom discount" - this was an extra 5% off for her years on the planet! I was curious about the CBD roll on/topical ointment for muscle aches and Matt was able to describe 3 different products, list their pros and cons and lead me in the right direction. If I am ever in Cape again, I will be stopping by for sure! The friendly staff was super informative and helped guide but not lead decision making, excellent product variety and discreet packaging made the trip even better! I would encourage any visitor to...