Madison Park

This is easily the best water slide in town. When I was 16 years old, my friend was a lifeguard and she was dating my other friend and they were having a very important high school couple conversation. I knew nothing about those because, I'm a bad boy and would go stag at homecoming. Anyways, the pool was closed but the lifeguard left it open so they can talk which means that I had full-on access to the slide. I perpetually went down the slide so that while they were discussing their teenaged drama they kept seeing a high school junior going down a slide on a loop out of the corner of their eyes. I must've gone down that slide 10 times in a row in my attempt to make fun of them but I don't think anyone has broken my record.