Open the front doors and let your eyeballs adjust to the tackiness. Plan your steps carefully, because you'll to have move through an obstacle course of Instagrammers on your way to the unmarked hotel entrance.
The pool is gorgeous and immaculately clean, because on cameras touch its waters.
My room felt like someone in a midlife crisis had designed it, then that design was refined by a more stable person, though not perfected. The bed was excellent, something that the local mosquitos seemed to agree with me on. After I killed each one, I was able to rest.
The low point of my experience at le Jardin not-so-Secret Hotel was the bath bomb. Instead of getting the fizzes, pops, and whizzles that a bath bomb should deliver, it sat silently in the bottom the the lukewarm tub. My outrage was only contained by the high sides of the bathtub, designed to prevent someone from leaving the water gracefully or quickly.
The hotel reception smiled, apologized for the bath bomb, and charged me full price anyway - though I did get a second apology after paying, which made me feel slightly better. I even brought samples down to the front desk for testing and research, but she seemed neither equipped for the job, nor willing to resolve my tragic situation.
I will not...
Read moreSpent there a two-day staycation and was satisfied with the room, it had a hot tub (which I enjoyed the most haha) as the bath bombs were also provided. The best part of the room was soundproof, which is rare here, but much needed. The staff were friendly and ready to help. The food and drinks were served quickly, all of good quality and taste, so that we could enjoy the interior and ambiance of the cafe downstairs.
This place looks fancy, the owner for sure invested a lot into those looks, and there’s always something that would catch your eye. But it also attracts a lot of people who just take photos, or local brands having their photo shooting there, which makes it a bit less pleasant to just have a relaxed evening sipping cocktails and...
Read moreI recently stayed at [] and had an excellent experience. The location was perfect, situated close to major attractions and public transport. The staff were welcoming and attentive, making check-in and check-out seamless. My room was spacious, clean, and well-equipped with modern amenities, offering both comfort and convenience. The bed was incredibly comfortable, ensuring a restful night’s sleep. I particularly enjoyed the hotel’s breakfast, with a variety of fresh options. The facilities, including the gym and spa, were top-notch. Overall, I highly recommend [Hotel Name] for anyone looking for a relaxing and...
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