I love Otley and its farmer's market, I visited there today. I expected a field, But what did it yield? Some cobbles instead, I say!
There were stalls left, right, and centre, I really was spoilt for choice, Bacon or coffee, Eggs or toffee? Oh, how I did rejoice!
My favourite stall sold brownies, A perfect post-spin treat, But I forgot my purse, Could things be worse? I began to feel downbeat.
I cast my eye over all of the flavours, Regretting my lack of cash, But my friend said: "Hey! Don't worry, I'll pay!" I'm very grateful to you, Tash!
There was also a two man band, Who were jigging and singing a song, But we had to go, Which filled me with woe, As we didn't stay very long.
I love Otley and it's farmers market, I visited there today. Plus we saw a tandem, How glorious and random! The true...
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