Target — Local services in Cicero

Hark! What light through yon sliding doors doth break? ’Tis Target, fairest emporium, where treasures sleek And bounteous wares do stir the soul awake! No common mart, but Eden’s aisle-strewn creek.

Behold, good gentles—neatly stacked, arrayed— Apparel, gadgets, provender, and more! Each shelf a sonnet, every price displayed Doth sing of bargains fit for prince or poor.

The noble clerks, with smiles as bright as morn, Assist with grace, their patience ne’er undone. “Pray, where dwells toothpaste?”—lo, they guide, unworn By queries trite. Such chivalry! Such fun!

E’en cursed self-checkout, oft a mortal’s bane, Here hums with ease, like lutes’ sweet, lulling strain.

The Red Circle, that crimson orb of lore, Bestows rewards! (Aye, coupons galore.) No serpent’s tongue here, lurking to deceive— But honest deals that Adam would believe.

O, linger longer! Peruse the seasonal display: Gard’ning tools! Pool noodles! Goblins’ garb for May! Then, parched, make haste to Starbucks’ hallowed shrine, Where pumpkin brews in compostable cups shine.

Yet mark me well: though crowds may swarm like bees, The queue’s swift demise doth put the mind at ease.

Forsooth, I say to thee, abandon all other markets! Let Walmart weep, let Amazon’s drones drop packets. Here, joy and convenience wed in blissful trance. Five stars? Nay, seven! (Were that heaven gave the chance.)

TL;DR (In Tongue Less Flowery, Yet Sincere): Clean store, great prices, staff kind as summer’s day. Target rocks. 10/10. Would “add to...

I was in this location between 6 and 6:15 pm Saturday November 23rd. the associate who was working the electronic/tech department that night is either truly incompetent or she purposely sent me to the Target warehouse on Pulaski for an item. one of her customers has been waiting for her to show him where something was. She spent well over 10 minutes talking to an older Hispanic couple; whilst pointing and telling the other customer, "the item is down there.". We're all standing in the same area. "I" go on to assist the customer, walking to the item and brought it back to him. He openly criticized her saying she's showing favoritism to other customers. "I'm old too why are pointing down and isle instead of taking me? It only took you a few seconds and you don't work here" When I asked for the nearest store location to find an item she goes on to give me that Pulaski address without making eye contact OR verifying the location as a store; but doubled down that I'd be able to get it. Definitely need some sort of training for your younger associates for competency, how to multi task with multiple customers and how to properly use their store finder. I've worked in customer service for 10 years with same devices. I never "mistakenly" sent a customer to a...

Entered the store to register for our baby shower and was met with a rude women with short hair named Mary in the customer service part of the store, she blatantly lied to me and my wife and said they didn't have scanners or bags and that we couldn't register there, she said we had to do it all in our phone. Moments later AFTER we stood there and created our account the manager (tanya or tammy I forgot)came out and asked if we needed help and we told her what we needed. She immediately smiled and said congratulations and handed us a scanner and told us everything we needed to do to create a registry or log in if we had one, something that Mary purposely did not tell us because she was dealing with a customer who seemed to be on Mary's bad side. The only reason I'm leaving a 1 star is 100% Mary's fault. That type of person with that kind of attitude DOES NOT BELONG IN CUSTOMER SERVICE. She failed to do even the basics of customer service and should not be allowed to interact with ppl during her job AT ALL. Thank you to the front manager Tanya (or tammy I think) who KNOWS what customer service is and shame on Mary for purposely trying to make a pregnant women and he husbands life harder because she's...