Harbor Light Golf, Bikes & Ice Cream — Local services in Lower Township

My family and I were on vacation in wildwood. It's not summer vacation unless you take the kids for ice cream, right? I chose this place because I'm a pretty big guy and they have this "no whale calling policy". When we got to the window nobody knew what they wanted so I ordered first, a Reece's peanut butter sundae. Just then a baby threw up on another couple. I'm not calling them whales or anything, but they could lose a few pounds too. So I gave my wife money and went to the car to get them some baby wipes. When I got back to our table everyone had their ice cream. Everyone ordered single scoops of vanilla and I had this big gloppy sundae with Reece's pieces and peanut butter cups and hot fudge.....and I felt like a whale. A big fat ice cream eating whale. That's when I realized that even though Harbor Light Golf means well, their "no whale calling" policy doesn't stop anyone from thinking they or someone else is a whale, or from giving you that look like my wife gave me that clearly says "you whale". That all got me thinking about all the bull dinky laws that get passed. I mean you can have laws that prevent homosexuals from marrying but can you really prevent them from cohabitation? Or even fantasizing? Same with guns or pot or 17 oz. soft drinks. You are just making criminals out of good people by doing that. I think this country is supposed to be about personal choices and living with the results of those choices. So if I choose to eat like a pig and someone calls me a fat whale I guess I earned that. God bless America. It's not nice to call someone a whale, but in the USA we shouldn't be attempting to force people to be nice. It's unamerican. So is Harbor Lights "no whale calling" policy. It should be rescinded. I'm calling on Harbor Lights to rescind their un-American No Whale Calling policy or admit that they and their red light house are a communist plot to enslave Americans with useless rules.

In response to whether I'm being dramatic, I don't think so. But maybe that one guy who's wife left him was.

And it would've been a five star review if not for the anti first amendment no whale calling policy. The ice cream and upkeep of the place is stellar. Gloppy,...

Worst staff ruined me and my friends experience. they told us we couldnt golf in group of 8 even though there was a family of 7 in front of us and group of 6. Said we had to be 4 and 4 because we’d be there too late even though it would be the same exact time if we were golfing 4 and 4 plus there was no one behind us. the whole staff was starring at us through their little window giving us looks. We were the ones waiting for the family in front of us to finish and they were bothering us.The blonde old lady literally walked onto the course to tell us to separate again. What was the big deal just let us have a good time. After we left she was being passive aggressive and saying stuff under her breath. Worst mini golf place go...

The owners/workers are absolute gems, as well as this course. I know very littel about golf, but my husband does and he really liked the layout - no silly windmills to blindly attempt to aim for the hole - it's just a solid well maintained putting course.

As for customer service - it's top notch. We were there this past Thursday, and the bugs were pretty bad. My husband has a moderate allergic reaction, so we decided to leave after the 5-6th hole. As we were leaving, the owner offered us a rain check. This is something they were absolutely not obligated to do, and we had zero expectations.

While my husband was bummed that we couldn't complete the course, he said the kindness of the owner made up for it by 10-fold. We...