I arrived at the theater at a reasonable time, early enough for snacks, on time enough to shorten my wait time.
All was well, employees lovely, popcorn perfectly popped and buttered, I was entirely tuned into the flow that is the cinematic experience. It was a beautiful experience, the most enticing and encapsulating experience,
Suddenly, tragedy struck, darkness from within crept, evil lurked. A disastrous force locked deep within the skeleton filled closets of the Norfolk 7 Theatre. The employees grew vile, the manager grew power hungry, and darkness fell upon the theater we all know and love.
Weeks passed and the unsettling aura of doom persisted. The evil manager, Darrin Paul, waved his hand, and the employees struck. Beastly creatures, but no more than pawns at that. I took rock formation, and rolled away hastily.
I heed fellow travelers, do not trust the sirens nest that is the wonderful and luxurious Norfolk 7 Theatre.
Michael Hawk,...
Read moreDecent theater. The Tuesday deal is great. The arcade is dope. Popcorn is average. Soda isn't as crispy as I would like. The seats are nice.
It's a small town theater in the Midwest. So the selection of showings is subpar. For example, right now they have two theaters full of the new Pixar movie that's bombing. Yet they are not showing the new Wes Anderson film. Seems like the kind of place that won't get Oppenheimer either. Hence the 4 stars. Honestly mad enough about it to review bomb but I try to be honest with my reviews. It's a pretty...
Read moreNew theatre style seating was comfortable and very nice for my family when we went to see frozen 2. I wish we would have known that you could get movie tickets reserved online so when we showed up there, there were spots available but my wife and young kids would not be able to sit by each other, so we went to the next show, which my kids didn't understand. Anyways now we know. They were very accommodating to the show we went to and my kids were very happy with the movie and popcorn and drink packages were reasonable...
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