Four Seasons Asian Massage — Local services in Saint Joseph

Weirdest massage I’ve ever had. I booked online since that seemed to be efficient and accepted since the website for the place is literally just a JotForm to fill out to book. I arrive the next day to my “booked” appointment. The women acted caught off guard but did not hesitate to take my money. I was still treated much like an inconvenience the whole duration of my time there. You do pay FIRST just FYI. Then I was taken to a room with two windows, one with like poster board taped over it and holes in some of the curtains. The sheets provided were very much from someone’s home, not matching, not in line with any relaxing or luxurious vibe you’d expect in regard to a massage. Oh, and the pillow was a neck pillow you’d take on a trip, the round “C” shape, with two cheap paper towels over it for “sanity” of course. And they were cheap paper towels, the abrasiveness said so. One of the women came in after a while and all she asked was “min or hard.” A few minutes in, she stopped to check her phone and text back. This happened a few times, like 5? And she’d set her phone down on the massage table, stop to reply, all while standing over me. Totally uncomfortable as in this day and age, maybe she’s taking photos? Who knows? I had left my underwear on as I just was not THAT comfortable with these ladies given the precursors. She then acted a bit miffed I didn’t take them off and suggested I should to which I said no. I’m overall glad I didn’t as her hands got a bit too in depth with my cracks and crevices in that area… I had already decided under all the circumstances present that I felt tipping was unwarranted. To be honest in regard to massage quality, I’ve had exes who’ve given me comparable experiences for free. I sought relief for right shoulder pain but it wasn’t addressed and the massage was all over the place. I felt $40 for 30 minutes of work and lack of give a damn in this scenario was adequate. So as I’m going to leave, the door is locked. The woman stood there by it and said “tip” while rubbing her fingers together. Feeling it was now a requirement on top of the $40 entry fee, I gave in and shelled out another $10. So I was in $50 for 30 min of something I’d never recommend to anyone. I make 1/5 of that rate hourly and it’s not easy for me to part with money for an unworthy service. I was honestly a bit pissed with being pressed for a tip. I wasn’t told thank you, come again, go f yourself, nothing at all once she got her money. If I had foresight to know when I’d need a fairly last minute massage to help my back, I would’ve researched better and not used this place. I can assure you I’ll never go back. Am I possibly making this a bigger deal than it is/was? No. I’m honestly just giving details for anyone curious about this weird ass place. I’d recommend seeking out one of our local LMTs as they’re actually schooled, trained, support the local economy, and you’re more likely to get more insight on them to know if they’re a fit for your needs. This place may work for some, possibly the ones who’ve never been to an actual massage parlor before, but if you have any expectations at all, this ain’t the...

Unprofessional, Disrespectful, and Zero Relaxation I booked a massage expecting a moment of peace and professional therapeutic care. What I received instead was perhaps the single worst service experience I have ever paid for. I would strongly advise anyone considering this establishment to look elsewhere. From the moment I arrived, the atmosphere was chaotic and deeply unprofessional. The experience was anything but relaxing; the staff seemed disorganized, and the general air of the spa felt rushed and loud. This was compounded by a severe language barrier. The staff did not speak English, which made even simple communication regarding preferences, pressure, or medical concerns impossible. This communication breakdown immediately created friction and frustration. Beyond the logistical issues, the staff was outright disrespectful in their demeanor and treatment. There was a lack of courtesy and attentiveness that made me feel like an inconvenience rather than a paying client. Most importantly, the quality of the massage itself was extremely poor—they were simply not good workers. The technique was clumsy, inconsistent, and not at all therapeutic. It felt like they were going through the motions with little care or skill. The entire session was a stressful waste of time and money. If you are looking for a moment of quiet, professional, and genuinely relaxing treatment, this is not the place. Save your money and look for a reputable spa that values professionalism and...

I was just visiting town and decided to have a massage. Mila attended me and was very good. I really enjoyed my 90 minutes but really liked the hot rocks, I think it was the best rock massage I have ever had. She was very attentive to my needs. I really enjoyed the relaxation music she played with the birds. I am so glad I chose to try something new an Asian massage while different than the typical "American" massage it was very relaxing. I also didn't know about the stretching poses she put me in but they really helped my muscles relax. I will be back next time...