Coconut House — Restaurant in Melbourne

美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 !

I’m Asian so I know my food. 🙂

Unique: Soft & Tender Tofu with Thai style sauce that brings you to Heaven.

Butter Chicken that melts in your mouth - recalling back makes me salivate now 🙂.

Sambal brings me tears of joy.

The silky dark sauce of the Hokkien Noodles brings me back to my childhood eating in the Kopitiam with my family.

My next target is the Longevity Noodle to bring me luck in my next lottery game.

Health Benefits: Jammed packed with vitamins including A, C, E and K, but they also offer other health benefits including: Lowers blood pressure and cholesterol. Relieves headaches/migraines. Reduces muscle pain. Helps with flu or respiratory issues. Eases pain of arthritis. Speeds up metabolism.

[ Reference: Dr Google ]

Generous Portion size. Good amount of Meat in Hokkien Noodles and Butter Chicken.

The food is good thus the food turnover rate is high = the food must be fresh.

Love the unique handwritten with love “Enjoy, Debbie” on the bag that melts my heart like the Butter Chicken.

If you don't like queuing, why not order takeaway from Uber Eats and enjoy in the comfort of your home to binge watch movies? The delivery will come in a flash.

I give it 5 / 5 Gold Stars.

I want to eat everything, well, except the staff :P . I will return to try different dishes & drinks as they all look tasty.

🙂

美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 ! 美味 !

I got it off Google translate 😛

Disclaimer: I don’t own any shares in the restaurant or get paid for writing this review. Then again, you just have to trust my words as you can’t read my thoughts.

On the other hand, I would give less credibility to text only reviews (may not even have visited the place) which may serve as an outlet for pent up frustration for a tiny minority of other people. I used to do that in the past as I was impetuous.

Many things in life are only opinions - not facts.

On the other hand, in consideration of your mood then, different people at the place, your life experiences & a myriad of infinite no. of variables and their permutations that rapidly age / change every micro second to and fro between infinite levels of ripple effects, certain aspects of this review will be different from your own experience due to other people’s biases and stereotypes.

You have to visit the place to determine if the review is accurate.

I highly recommend you to schedule into your reminder to bring your family, colleagues and friends there this week for a pleasant gastronomic experience.

🙂

Best regards, Jianfa Ben Tsai

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What a wonderful first time experience dining at this Malaysian Chinese restaurant. From the moment we made the booking to when we arrived we were well looked after!

We were served by two waiters called Frank and Audrey and nothing was too much trouble. We had the Chinese set banquet at $42 per person and enjoyed every dish. My allergy to onion was catered for but I should’ve mentioned to hold back on some of the chilli on the chicken. The food was tasty and serving sizes were more than enough for two adults.

Dishes we ate were; Chinese sweet corn and chicken soup Prawn crackers Spring rolls Mongolian beef Garlic prawns Deep fried chicken with some sort of chilli sauce Special fried rice with shrimps And to finish our meals, my wife had very nice deep fried vanilla ice cream and I had a magnificent deep-fried banana with vanilla ice cream. At the end of our meal we were given two complimentary glasses of exquisite tasty port.

Serving sizes were just the right amount!

Car parking underneath and on Warrigal Road is easy. Those who cant climb stairs can use the elevator.

So for something different and after driving past this Restaurant many times it was great for my wife and I to finally visit and enjoy a lovely dinner with excellent warm hospitable service. Many...

Don't be fooled by the menu photos. At $17.80 ($18.07 with card surcharge), this was the most expensive nasi lemak chicken curry I've ever had. Quality was quite poor. The peanuts, anchovies etc were laying in a pool of watery, bland curry sauce. Although the spacious dining area was almost empty, the curt waitress chose to seat me right next to the only other occupied table. Weird. An overall unpleasant experience.

Reply to the owner's response: No, the restaurant did not appear to be heavily booked. It was almost empty, and was still almost empty when I left. Sounds like a case of wishful thinking. Your condescending assertion that my table allocation somehow affects my taste perception does not alter the fact that this dish was expensive and unappetising, regardless of the amount of chili involved. You think my description is "pretty rich"? What are you trying to say? It doesn't even make sense and comes across as insulting. Looking at your responses to other negative reviews, you seem to think it is acceptable to simply blame the customer for your shortcomings while at the same time slyly attempting to use it as an opportunity for self-promotion. It's intriguing how there are so many gushing...