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Exit Calgary
880 16 Ave SW #60, Calgary, AB T2R 1J9, Canada
Tomkins Park
17 Ave. & 8 St. S.W, Calgary, AB T2T 0A3, Canada
Pore Colors
#312, 908 17 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 1K7, Canada
Barb Scott Park
1211 9 St SW, Calgary, AB T2R 1P9, Canada
Smoking Gun Entertainment Murder Mystery Entertainment
832 Durham Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 5R2, Canada
Lougheed House National & Provincial Historic Site
707 13 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 0K8, Canada
Thomson Family Park
1236 16 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 0B8, Canada
St. Stephen's Anglican Church
1121 14 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 0P2, Canada
Beaulieu Gardens
707 13 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 1H9, Canada
Sunshine Village - Snow Central Office
1037 11 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 1E2, Canada
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D Spot Dessert Cafe Calgary 17th Ave
933 17 Ave SW #100, Calgary, AB T2T 5R6, Canada
The Coup
924 17 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 0A2, Canada
Betty Lou's Library
908 17 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 0A3, Canada
Lounge Eighteen
1005 17 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 0A7, Canada
Caffe Beano
1613 9 St SW, Calgary, AB T2R 1E1, Canada
Maven
1006 17 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 0A5, Canada
Butter Block Bakery & Cafe
908 17 Ave SW suite 111, Calgary, AB T2T 0A3, Canada
Heaven Restaurant Market
1013 17 Ave SW #119, Calgary, AB T2T 0A7, Canada
Taste of Yemen
1033 17 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 0B2, Canada
Fire N Ice Bar & Lounge
854 16 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2S 0B7, Canada
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Canadian Tire
906 16 Ave SW #201, Calgary, AB T2R 1C1
Save-On-Foods
906 16 Ave SW #101, Calgary, AB T2R 0T3, Canada
926 16 Ave SW
926 16 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 0A2
Oakberry Açaí Bowls & Smoothies
1002 17 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 0A5, Canada
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Lake Louise Ski Resort Calgary Sales Office
934 15 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 0S3, Canada
Leo Boutique
810B 16 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 0S9, Canada
Dinosaur Provincial Park
2118 7 St SW, Calgary, AB T2T 2X2, Canada
Kalamata
1421 11 St SW, Calgary, AB T2R 1G7
Epiphanie Chocolate
1417 11 St SW, Calgary, AB T2R 1G7, Canada
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Residence Inn by Marriott Calgary Downtown/Beltline District
610 10 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 1M3
Holiday Inn Express & Suites Calgary by IHG
1020 8 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2P 1J2, Canada
OVATION OHOTEL SUITES
517 15 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 0R3, Canada
Zen Lofts Calgary
517 15 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 0R3, Canada
Resorts of the Canadian Rockies
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Jerusalem Shawarma Downtown

923 17 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 5R6, Canada
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attractions: Exit Calgary, Tomkins Park, Pore Colors, Barb Scott Park, Smoking Gun Entertainment Murder Mystery Entertainment, Lougheed House National & Provincial Historic Site, Thomson Family Park, St. Stephen's Anglican Church, Beaulieu Gardens, Sunshine Village - Snow Central Office, restaurants: D Spot Dessert Cafe Calgary 17th Ave, The Coup, Betty Lou's Library, Lounge Eighteen, Caffe Beano, Maven, Butter Block Bakery & Cafe, Heaven Restaurant Market, Taste of Yemen, Fire N Ice Bar & Lounge, local businesses: Canadian Tire, Save-On-Foods, 926 16 Ave SW, Oakberry Açaí Bowls & Smoothies, 17 Ave SW, Lake Louise Ski Resort Calgary Sales Office, Leo Boutique, Dinosaur Provincial Park, Kalamata, Epiphanie Chocolate
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+1 403-475-4897
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jerusalemshawarma.ca
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Fri11 AM - 4 AMClosed

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Mix Shawarma Combo (Garlic Potatoes & Drink)
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Chicken Shawarma Wrap
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Beef Shawarma Wrap
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Beef Kabab Wrap
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Falafel Wrap
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Shish Tawouk Wrap
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Mix BBQ Wrap
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Beef Donair Plate
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Shish Tawouk Plate
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Beef Kabab Plate
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Vegetarian Plate
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Royal Shish Tawouk Plate

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Nearby attractions of Jerusalem Shawarma Downtown

Exit Calgary

Tomkins Park

Pore Colors

Barb Scott Park

Smoking Gun Entertainment Murder Mystery Entertainment

Lougheed House National & Provincial Historic Site

Thomson Family Park

St. Stephen's Anglican Church

Beaulieu Gardens

Sunshine Village - Snow Central Office

Exit Calgary

Exit Calgary

4.7

(408)

Closed
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Tomkins Park

Tomkins Park

4.4

(202)

Open until 11:00 PM
Click for details
Pore Colors

Pore Colors

5.0

(12)

Closed
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Barb Scott Park

Barb Scott Park

4.4

(180)

Open until 11:00 PM
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Nearby restaurants of Jerusalem Shawarma Downtown

D Spot Dessert Cafe Calgary 17th Ave

The Coup

Betty Lou's Library

Lounge Eighteen

Caffe Beano

Maven

Butter Block Bakery & Cafe

Heaven Restaurant Market

Taste of Yemen

Fire N Ice Bar & Lounge

D Spot Dessert Cafe Calgary 17th Ave

D Spot Dessert Cafe Calgary 17th Ave

4.6

(2K)

Closed
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The Coup

The Coup

4.5

(968)

$$

Closed
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Betty Lou's Library

Betty Lou's Library

4.7

(586)

$$$

Closed
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Lounge Eighteen

Lounge Eighteen

4.3

(652)

$$

Closed
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Nearby local services of Jerusalem Shawarma Downtown

Canadian Tire

Save-On-Foods

926 16 Ave SW

Oakberry Açaí Bowls & Smoothies

17 Ave SW

Lake Louise Ski Resort Calgary Sales Office

Leo Boutique

Dinosaur Provincial Park

Kalamata

Epiphanie Chocolate

Canadian Tire

Canadian Tire

4.1

(768)

Click for details
Save-On-Foods

Save-On-Foods

4.2

(362)

Click for details
926 16 Ave SW

926 16 Ave SW

4.9

(130)

Click for details
Oakberry Açaí Bowls & Smoothies

Oakberry Açaí Bowls & Smoothies

4.7

(110)

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Reviews of Jerusalem Shawarma Downtown

4.6
(1,602)
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1.0
3y

I don't know where to start. I'm so disappointed. So utterly disappointed with the food, the food quality, the experience, 😕.

We've heard about this place for a long time...The Halal Guys... finally, we made time to try it. Hey, at least I can say I've tried it and can give my 2 cents if I'm ever asked...

We ordered a wrap and a platter. One with chicken and one with beef gyro. They come with standard lettuce and tomato, choice of sauce (white, hot or barbecue) and your choice of jalapeno, olives, onions and green pepper. The platter also comes with a couple slices of pita, and rice. We opted for tomato, onions and jalapeno for the wrap and olives, tomato, onion, jalapeno for the platter. We also ordered a side of fries and a fountain drink.

There were a few things incorrect with the order, despite them getting the order correct in the system (I'll attach my receipt for your reference). I understand mistakes can be made but this, unfortunately was quite drastic.

We received the chicken wrap, with the toppings suggested. One thing I'd point out is that the toppings aren't added on-top of the meat, but rather beside, so you get a few mouthfuls of just white onion--no thank you. The chicken is frozen chicken breast, seasoned with what tastes like a lot of salt and pepper, cooked on the flat top. I've had similar chicken at a stadium once, that was to compete with the masses...not what I expected here at this restaurant. I should have been tipped off when I noticed no meat on the spits. It isn't worth $13.00. Not the size, nor the taste. I'm sorry.

The regular platter was $17.00 and also was not worth it. The biggest issue here is that there was green pepper spread throughout (the ingredient we were trying to avoid) and it had very little onion and no olives. The gyro, like the chicken, was over salted and just mediocre. The rice was quite plain, despite its bright colour and the veggies were just veggies... But the wrong ones, so I expect to be sick tomorrow.

The fries were good. They were fried fresh, so that's a plus. They were salted and ketchup was provided on the side. The portion however was not very good at all for $5 fries. I understand things are costly now... however we're talking about crinkle cut fries, which I should think there would be more in the order. The tray was sparse.

The fountain drink was good...it was cold, and just the right amount of fizz and syrup. There was a nice selection too.

It's a nicely decorated place with a fun cartoon on the wall, a really neat manhole cover inside and an easy to read menu.

Folks working there were good. I was greeted with a "hello" when I got there and my order was eventually taken --I think they were busy with fulfilling an online order, so I'm not going to say much except they could say "I'll be right with you" or something like that.

Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be dining at The Halal Guys again, especially not with the chicken being cooked up that way. For the price we paid, we expect better. If tipping was customary after the meal, I don't think I would have tipped. We of course provided some sort of tip before the meal, as you pay ahead.

Thanks for reading and I hope something can be gained from this. I detest giving 1 stars but I don't know what else to do here.

Parking: street parking...if you go at the right time, it...

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1.0
2y

The Halal Guys: A Flavourless Disaster - A Culinary Catastrophe Unveiled

Entering the restaurant, I immediately saw 2 red flags being waved by satan himself. The restaurant was completely empty, no workers in sight, and there was no meat on the skewers. Immediately, a wave of uneasiness flowed through me. I placed my order for a small platter, costing me a whopping $18.64. I accepted the charge, hoping the world renowned taste of their food would make up for it. After waiting a substantial period of time, my food was finally ready. While I was expecting my “chicken” platter to be mainly chicken and rice, I was so mistakenly wrong. Half of my entire platter was lettuce. I grabbed my fork and ate some of the chicken. I was heavily disappointed. The red flag from when I first entered the restaurant climbed out of hell and came back to haunt me. Those empty skewers that were supposed to be full of chicken were empty, meaning that my chicken was not fresh in the slightest; the taste completely exemplified the stale state that the chicken was left in before it was served. But perhaps the chicken wasn’t the worst attraction in this amusement park of fire. After digging through my chicken, I was completely repulsed to see that my rice was thoroughly orange. The grains that have been used to feed civilisations through a millennia, utterly desecrated. Their taste was even worse, completely dry and stale, just like the chicken which could have well been the burnt flesh of sinners in hell. The rice was as hard as a rock and when I bit a few grains of it, I had actually thought that a piece of my tooth had chipped off and that I was chewing it. I would spit out this unknown alloy thinking I had just permanently damaged my teeth, but I would just see a little grain, orange from the flames of satan’s temple. I tried continuing my plate, but my body just couldn’t. I threw away the platter, hoping that it would return to the underworld for which it came from. I left Halal Guys turned into a man who was filled with food prepared by Lucifer. While you’re not necessarily allowed to give a rating of zero when giving a critique of something, satan doesn’t play by the rules, so neither...

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5.0
1y

This is my first visit to Jerusalem Shawarma, and I couldn't be more impressed. I really like King of Donair, so I had plans to go in for a donair, but after asking the difference between shawarma and donair meat, it was explained to me that donair is basically like ground beef while the shawarma is homemade. I found the flavor to be very different and honestly just as good or better than meat (and I love donairs and donair pizza). The flavor was very different almost like a roast beef with delicious seasonings and sauces, plus fresh hummus and veggies and great sweet sauce. I actually asked them to cut it in two so I could eat half there and take half home, and I'm glad I did because the jumbo is a huge portion. The atmosphere is great, it's in a brand new space that looks right out onto the street, has bright menus an open kitchen, and while I was looking at the menu and drinking a glass of the water pitcher they left out for customers a staff member offered me a glass of tea. I'm not sure if some of the people were owners but I will say that all of the staff really cared if the business was successful. That's what really puts it over the top the people were great here. Very nice very helpful, I'm very happy and friendly. Thanks to everyone that was working tonight at around 9:30. And I'm going to thank you again right now because I just finished off my delicious jumbo beef shawarma. I really appreciate everything and I'll definitely be back. Sorry I didn't take a picture but, I took bites of both halves before I could take a picture. 🤣 I'll try harder next time, it was just too delicious to worry about...

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I don't know where to start. I'm so disappointed. So utterly disappointed with the food, the food quality, the experience, 😕. We've heard about this place for a long time...The Halal Guys... finally, we made time to try it. Hey, at least I can say I've tried it and can give my 2 cents if I'm ever asked... We ordered a wrap and a platter. One with chicken and one with beef gyro. They come with standard lettuce and tomato, choice of sauce (white, hot or barbecue) and your choice of jalapeno, olives, onions and green pepper. The platter also comes with a couple slices of pita, and rice. We opted for tomato, onions and jalapeno for the wrap and olives, tomato, onion, jalapeno for the platter. We also ordered a side of fries and a fountain drink. There were a few things incorrect with the order, despite them getting the order correct in the system (I'll attach my receipt for your reference). I understand mistakes can be made but this, unfortunately was quite drastic. We received the chicken wrap, with the toppings suggested. One thing I'd point out is that the toppings aren't added on-top of the meat, but rather beside, so you get a few mouthfuls of just white onion--no thank you. The chicken is frozen chicken breast, seasoned with what tastes like a lot of salt and pepper, cooked on the flat top. I've had similar chicken at a stadium once, that was to compete with the masses...not what I expected here at this restaurant. I should have been tipped off when I noticed no meat on the spits. It isn't worth $13.00. Not the size, nor the taste. I'm sorry. The regular platter was $17.00 and also was not worth it. The biggest issue here is that there was green pepper spread throughout (the ingredient we were trying to avoid) and it had very little onion and no olives. The gyro, like the chicken, was over salted and just mediocre. The rice was quite plain, despite its bright colour and the veggies were just veggies... But the wrong ones, so I expect to be sick tomorrow. The fries were good. They were fried fresh, so that's a plus. They were salted and ketchup was provided on the side. The portion however was not very good at all for $5 fries. I understand things are costly now... however we're talking about crinkle cut fries, which I should think there would be more in the order. The tray was sparse. The fountain drink was good...it was cold, and just the right amount of fizz and syrup. There was a nice selection too. It's a nicely decorated place with a fun cartoon on the wall, a really neat manhole cover inside and an easy to read menu. Folks working there were good. I was greeted with a "hello" when I got there and my order was eventually taken --I think they were busy with fulfilling an online order, so I'm not going to say much except they could say "I'll be right with you" or something like that. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be dining at The Halal Guys again, especially not with the chicken being cooked up that way. For the price we paid, we expect better. If tipping was customary after the meal, I don't think I would have tipped. We of course provided some sort of tip before the meal, as you pay ahead. Thanks for reading and I hope something can be gained from this. I detest giving 1 stars but I don't know what else to do here. Parking: street parking...if you go at the right time, it could be free!
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Lalao AljandroLalao Aljandro
I can confidently say that this is one of the best shawarma restaurants I’ve ever visited. The restaurant is impeccably clean, and I was impressed to see that all the staff members were wearing gloves, ensuring the highest level of hygiene. The shawarma itself was nothing short of exceptional—perfectly seasoned, tender, and bursting with authentic flavors. From the quality of the ingredients to the attention to detail in preparation, this place truly stands out. I highly recommend it to anyone looking for an outstanding shawarma experience.
Treyvon MalikTreyvon Malik
The Halal Guys: A Flavourless Disaster - A Culinary Catastrophe Unveiled Entering the restaurant, I immediately saw 2 red flags being waved by satan himself. The restaurant was completely empty, no workers in sight, and there was no meat on the skewers. Immediately, a wave of uneasiness flowed through me. I placed my order for a small platter, costing me a whopping $18.64. I accepted the charge, hoping the world renowned taste of their food would make up for it. After waiting a substantial period of time, my food was finally ready. While I was expecting my “chicken” platter to be mainly chicken and rice, I was so mistakenly wrong. Half of my entire platter was lettuce. I grabbed my fork and ate some of the chicken. I was heavily disappointed. The red flag from when I first entered the restaurant climbed out of hell and came back to haunt me. Those empty skewers that were supposed to be full of chicken were empty, meaning that my chicken was not fresh in the slightest; the taste completely exemplified the stale state that the chicken was left in before it was served. But perhaps the chicken wasn’t the worst attraction in this amusement park of fire. After digging through my chicken, I was completely repulsed to see that my rice was thoroughly orange. The grains that have been used to feed civilisations through a millennia, utterly desecrated. Their taste was even worse, completely dry and stale, just like the chicken which could have well been the burnt flesh of sinners in hell. The rice was as hard as a rock and when I bit a few grains of it, I had actually thought that a piece of my tooth had chipped off and that I was chewing it. I would spit out this unknown alloy thinking I had just permanently damaged my teeth, but I would just see a little grain, orange from the flames of satan’s temple. I tried continuing my plate, but my body just couldn’t. I threw away the platter, hoping that it would return to the underworld for which it came from. I left Halal Guys turned into a man who was filled with food prepared by Lucifer. While you’re not necessarily allowed to give a rating of zero when giving a critique of something, satan doesn’t play by the rules, so neither shall I. -666/10
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I don't know where to start. I'm so disappointed. So utterly disappointed with the food, the food quality, the experience, 😕. We've heard about this place for a long time...The Halal Guys... finally, we made time to try it. Hey, at least I can say I've tried it and can give my 2 cents if I'm ever asked... We ordered a wrap and a platter. One with chicken and one with beef gyro. They come with standard lettuce and tomato, choice of sauce (white, hot or barbecue) and your choice of jalapeno, olives, onions and green pepper. The platter also comes with a couple slices of pita, and rice. We opted for tomato, onions and jalapeno for the wrap and olives, tomato, onion, jalapeno for the platter. We also ordered a side of fries and a fountain drink. There were a few things incorrect with the order, despite them getting the order correct in the system (I'll attach my receipt for your reference). I understand mistakes can be made but this, unfortunately was quite drastic. We received the chicken wrap, with the toppings suggested. One thing I'd point out is that the toppings aren't added on-top of the meat, but rather beside, so you get a few mouthfuls of just white onion--no thank you. The chicken is frozen chicken breast, seasoned with what tastes like a lot of salt and pepper, cooked on the flat top. I've had similar chicken at a stadium once, that was to compete with the masses...not what I expected here at this restaurant. I should have been tipped off when I noticed no meat on the spits. It isn't worth $13.00. Not the size, nor the taste. I'm sorry. The regular platter was $17.00 and also was not worth it. The biggest issue here is that there was green pepper spread throughout (the ingredient we were trying to avoid) and it had very little onion and no olives. The gyro, like the chicken, was over salted and just mediocre. The rice was quite plain, despite its bright colour and the veggies were just veggies... But the wrong ones, so I expect to be sick tomorrow. The fries were good. They were fried fresh, so that's a plus. They were salted and ketchup was provided on the side. The portion however was not very good at all for $5 fries. I understand things are costly now... however we're talking about crinkle cut fries, which I should think there would be more in the order. The tray was sparse. The fountain drink was good...it was cold, and just the right amount of fizz and syrup. There was a nice selection too. It's a nicely decorated place with a fun cartoon on the wall, a really neat manhole cover inside and an easy to read menu. Folks working there were good. I was greeted with a "hello" when I got there and my order was eventually taken --I think they were busy with fulfilling an online order, so I'm not going to say much except they could say "I'll be right with you" or something like that. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be dining at The Halal Guys again, especially not with the chicken being cooked up that way. For the price we paid, we expect better. If tipping was customary after the meal, I don't think I would have tipped. We of course provided some sort of tip before the meal, as you pay ahead. Thanks for reading and I hope something can be gained from this. I detest giving 1 stars but I don't know what else to do here. Parking: street parking...if you go at the right time, it could be free!
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I can confidently say that this is one of the best shawarma restaurants I’ve ever visited. The restaurant is impeccably clean, and I was impressed to see that all the staff members were wearing gloves, ensuring the highest level of hygiene. The shawarma itself was nothing short of exceptional—perfectly seasoned, tender, and bursting with authentic flavors. From the quality of the ingredients to the attention to detail in preparation, this place truly stands out. I highly recommend it to anyone looking for an outstanding shawarma experience.
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The Halal Guys: A Flavourless Disaster - A Culinary Catastrophe Unveiled Entering the restaurant, I immediately saw 2 red flags being waved by satan himself. The restaurant was completely empty, no workers in sight, and there was no meat on the skewers. Immediately, a wave of uneasiness flowed through me. I placed my order for a small platter, costing me a whopping $18.64. I accepted the charge, hoping the world renowned taste of their food would make up for it. After waiting a substantial period of time, my food was finally ready. While I was expecting my “chicken” platter to be mainly chicken and rice, I was so mistakenly wrong. Half of my entire platter was lettuce. I grabbed my fork and ate some of the chicken. I was heavily disappointed. The red flag from when I first entered the restaurant climbed out of hell and came back to haunt me. Those empty skewers that were supposed to be full of chicken were empty, meaning that my chicken was not fresh in the slightest; the taste completely exemplified the stale state that the chicken was left in before it was served. But perhaps the chicken wasn’t the worst attraction in this amusement park of fire. After digging through my chicken, I was completely repulsed to see that my rice was thoroughly orange. The grains that have been used to feed civilisations through a millennia, utterly desecrated. Their taste was even worse, completely dry and stale, just like the chicken which could have well been the burnt flesh of sinners in hell. The rice was as hard as a rock and when I bit a few grains of it, I had actually thought that a piece of my tooth had chipped off and that I was chewing it. I would spit out this unknown alloy thinking I had just permanently damaged my teeth, but I would just see a little grain, orange from the flames of satan’s temple. I tried continuing my plate, but my body just couldn’t. I threw away the platter, hoping that it would return to the underworld for which it came from. I left Halal Guys turned into a man who was filled with food prepared by Lucifer. While you’re not necessarily allowed to give a rating of zero when giving a critique of something, satan doesn’t play by the rules, so neither shall I. -666/10
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