My mother in law had the 1st place award for worst cooking for the last 24 years but now has been bumped down to 2nd due to this restaurant. The starter platter was cold and even the pack of Doritos they serve were all broken left over bits, my daughter who loves chicken said it was like chewing gum and I agreed with her.

I was a front line medic and used to have eat where and when I could. This may have been a room temperature lasagne from a Tupperware box at the side of the road or after seeing a dead cold corpse….. both of which would have been warmer than the combined main dishes served by staff who didn’t care.

I have always had my steak served blue, or introduced to the pan then served to me on my plate, local cows get worried when I walk across a field as I may just bite their rear hind as it’s the best meat. What ever was served to me at this “restaurant” wasn’t steak as no blood came out after I had to saw through the leather for a few minutes to get anywhere close to the centre.

The kids chicken meal was entertaining as even my steak knife struggled to cut through it as it was dryer than Ghandis slipper. The wife’s salmon meal was probably cooked once upon a time but that day wasn’t it, cold, dry and she stopped eating it when we all agreed that our health mattered more than a meal here.

When I spoke with the front of house she said she would get the manager, I said to him the food was inedible and disgusting and he walked off with our plates to come back 15 minutes later saying “you want dessert? I said “we will just have one adult sundae and one child sundae as I still need to eat something that resembles food before I have sweets” (as I was brung up proper).

When he brought over the desserts it was one sundae and one fruit bowl. I said “mate we’ve asked for a child sundae and one adult sundae”. He snatched the fruit bowl and said “you want sundae?” The wife whose valentine surprise was already ruined said “don’t bother, the kids can have mine”.

Two other tables of four all said their food was cold and had waited for over an hour to get their starters and looking at the reviews online we are not alone.

The one thing I will say is that it has reminded me of Fawlty Towers and am willing to bet that a guest probably died at some point, not from kippers or natural causes but from Silver Spur Steakhouse

PYM kitchen and Hunters Grill were both great food and lovely service so would recommend them, their cold meats and cheese were all warmer than the food at Silver Spur. You have to give at least one star for it to let you post a review and it honestly killed me over rating it that much.