KLO — Restaurant in Berlin

Sexist, Racist and Misogynistic are only 3 of the 100s of adjectives that I'll use for this review because otherwise it would probably be too hard for their uneducated staff to understand, who believe all of their behavioural traits are valid simply because they've 'been doing it for years'. The DJ, or should I say, the ball-sack of a human being, kept announcing on the microphone how he saw a few women passing by without anything in their mouths and when we complained to the staff about it, they glorified his behaviour by saying its been a 'tradition' in that place for a generation. Soon after we realised why he was standing behind, what looked like a prison cell. Putting aside the behaviour, the name and the theme of the pub definitely suits the food as well because without a doubt, it seemed like they got it straight out of the toilet :)

If you decide to go there with your mother/sister/girlfriend/ friend/ a decent human being; then do yourself a favour and buy them earplugs and scrape off their taste buds OR you could take the easier route and not go at...

Great local bar that takes a funny idea and tries to make a whole bar. The whole interior is designed around the Toilet theme, which at first is a little bit off-putting but when you're inside, it's just fun, cause at every corner there is something new to discover.

When you enter, you get sprayed on by water and right at the corner there is a mechanical doll flashing you his genitalia. Inside there are many toilet accessoires hanging from the ceiling, a bunch of chairs can suddenly move and there is another doll further inside, on the way to the toilet, that tries to scare you. It's also possible that your drinks are served in a specially shaped glass.

All of that comes with a cost, cause the whole Establishment feels kinda like it comes right out of a horror attraction, which I don't really like. It's also not that kind of a bar that's good to be visited alone, it's better to check it out when you're 3 or more. But it's really worth a visit if you're...

Be aware and prepared as this ain't like any bar you've been to. Don't want to spoil all the funny quirks you can find or be found by them, but as it's obvious from the pictures: yes, beer is served in the plastic things used in hospitals for collecting urine from immobile patients. We were assured they cleaned them once upon the arrival from the local hospital 😉🤣 Edit note: I've checked some of the 1* reviews and they all have one thing in common: absurd prices. And sure, only at Octoberfest you would pay willingly over 10 euros for 1 litre of beer (served in glass, nor a plastic urine collector?!). However, this place is absurd by all means itself so menu matches the rest. Also I guess they don't have so many regular guests coming back every day for afternoon drinks so don't complain about high tourist prices as...