Vapiano — Restaurant in Leipzig

Folks, let me tell you, I had the absolute misfortune, the total disaster, of visiting this place in Leipzig—Vapeeano. What a joke! Believe me, you’ve never seen anything like it. They said, "Mr. Trump, you have to try this pizza," and I thought, "Sure, why not?" I mean, pizza, it’s usually fantastic, right? Wrong! So wrong! This was the single worst pizza, the absolute worst, that anyone has ever seen in the history of pizzas, and I’ve seen a lot of pizzas, let me tell you. I’ve had the best, the finest, and this was a total disgrace, folks. A complete and utter failure.

Let’s start with the place. Vapeeano—what kind of name is that? It sounds like some kind of vape shop, doesn’t it? I walked in, and right away, I knew we were in big trouble, huge trouble. The place is dark, very dark, too dark to see anything properly. And it’s filthy, folks, so filthy. You wouldn’t believe it. I’ve seen cleaner truck stops. I’ve seen cleaner dumpsters, believe me. The tables, greasy. The floors, sticky. It’s like they’ve never heard of cleaning, ever. I almost turned around right there, but I thought, "No, Donald, you’ve got to see this through." Big mistake. Big, big mistake.

Now, the menu. What a disaster! I’ve seen better menus at gas stations, folks. They bring this thing out, and it’s stained, it’s disgusting, it’s barely readable. But I see "pizza," and I think, "Okay, we’re in for a treat." No! No treat! The worst thing I’ve ever had. I ordered what they called their "specialty pizza," and let me tell you, if this is their specialty, they should be shut down immediately, right away.

The pizza comes out, and folks, I kid you not, it looked like it had been through a war. A complete war zone, folks. The crust, burnt. Charred beyond recognition. I’ve seen burnt toast that looked better. And the toppings, folks, you wouldn’t believe it. Rotten fish, and I mean really rotten. I wouldn’t feed this to a dog. Moldy cheese, and not the good kind, not even close. Overripe bananas—who puts bananas on a pizza? And gummy bears. Can you believe it? Gummy bears! Total disaster. It’s an insult to Italians, to pizza lovers, to humanity, folks.

I took one bite, one bite, and I nearly lost it. The taste was beyond terrible. It was the worst thing, the absolute worst, that I’ve ever tasted. Slimy, gooey, just awful. And there were flies, folks, flies buzzing around the pizza. Disgusting! You wouldn’t believe it. I had to call over the manager, and I said, "What is this? What is this mess?" And he just shrugged. Can you believe that? No apology, no nothing. Just a shrug.

And the price! You won’t believe this, folks. They charged an arm and a leg for this garbage. Total rip-off. I’ve seen more value in a slice from a street vendor in New York City. Absolute scam. I told the manager, "You’re running a scam here, a total scam." And he just looked at me, like he didn’t understand. Unbelievable!

So, folks, if you’re ever in Leipzig, do yourself a favor. Stay far, far away from Vapeeano. It’s a total disaster. The worst pizza in the world, the worst restaurant, maybe even the worst place on Earth. You’d have a better meal in a prison cafeteria, believe me. A total disgrace. I give it zero stars. No, negative stars! If I could give it negative stars, I would. It’s that bad. Just awful. A total disaster, folks....

I visited last week with some friends and enjoyed it so much that I returned with my family just three days later. Now, whenever I'm craving pasta, this is the place I’ll turn to.

Just a heads-up: this is a self-service restaurant. If you're expecting the traditional experience of sitting at a table and having a waiter serve you, you might be disappointed, so it’s best to familiarize yourself with the ordering process beforehand.

Upon entering, the staff will hand you a customer card. You then head to the open kitchen to order your favorite dish from the chef, who prepares it right in front of you. Once your meal is ready, the chef will hand it to you and register it on your card.

Find a cozy spot to enjoy your meal, and when you’re finished, you can review your order with the counter staff and pay the bill.

The open kitchen offers a great view of the cooking process, making it entertaining to wait for your meal, and I appreciated seeing the fresh ingredients being used.

We ordered pasta, and it was fantastic to customize our dishes with different toppings and noodles.

We visited around 12:10 on a weekday, and while it was busy, the spacious, bright, and well-maintained environment made it comfortable. I also loved the diners' aprons hanging on the wall—a nice touch!

The staff were friendly and attentive: the chef taking my order, the woman at the counter, and the hardworking woman cleaning the restaurant all contributed to a pleasant experience.

We enjoyed a delicious pasta dish and drinks for lunch, and our total came to 33.70 euros (with free bread), which I found to be reasonable.

Overall, I highly recommend this place for anyone in the mood for...

Terrible service.

VERY RUDE girl serving at the pizza section. To identify her: she has 4 piercings near the nose and seems to act tough. (21 October 2020 7:30 pm).

I don't speak perfect german, so I couldnt express myself as quick as a german, by I still ordered the 2 pizzas and my drink relatively quickly. My GF was undecided about her drink, so I just told her that she had to think and I let the next costumer go, in order to save time. I made my best to be quick, and yet I felt a very rude and impatient attitude the whole time. But the worst part was how she rolled her eyes with no shame, when I let the next person order.

We wanted to ask about the differences between the drinks, but we didn't dare to ask due to how impatient she was.

What kind of way is this to treat the costumer? Have some...