Poseidon beach bar liapades — Restaurant in Municipality of Central Corfu and Diapontia Islands

Yo, three stars - it's like being in a quirky comedy, man! 😄🌟 So, picture this: you got a waiter, but they're all about that 'pay upfront' life, and their missing POS machine is probably vacationing elsewhere! 💳🌴 It's like a card payment treasure hunt - find the bar, make that smooth transaction, and feel like a detective on a mission! 🕵️‍♂️💰

But here's the plot twist - you stumble upon the menu attached to your umbrella, but oh no, it's a mystery novel without prices! 🕵️‍♀️💸 It's like dining in the land of surprises - ordering food becomes a thrilling game show! 🎲🍔 And speaking of surprises, the umbrella comes with a price tag too - 20 euros! ☂️💸 Guess they think their shade is made of gold!

Now, on to the grub - brace yourself for prices that'll make your wallet happy dance! 🕺🤑 Gyros with a beer combo for 4.10€? A frappe for 2.50€? Talk about pocket-friendly munchies! 😋

But hey, it's all part of the beach adventure! The service might be doing its own comedy act, and the menu might be a riddle, but the beach itself is like a chill paradise. 🏖️🌞 So just laugh off the quirks, embrace the beachy vibes, and enjoy the...

Sulky inept sourpusses. Went to the bar and ordered a gyros pita as they were doing an offer of gyros & drink for E4.10. Miserable waiter #1 told me “there’s no such thing, it doesn’t exist”. Thought I’d got the wrong bar so I pointed out the sign advertising the deal. He corrected me that it’s “pita gyros, NOT gyros pita.” 😐 Obviously too upset to serve me he asked miserable waiter #2 to deal with my request who seemed annoyed that somebody would bother him and he asked a nice waitress to take the order. Gyros is a fast food. This one wasn’t fast. Waited an age and when it finally arrived, a guy who was at the bar before me told me I’d been given his gyros as he ordered the same and had been waiting longer. He kicked up a fuss with the mardy waiters and chaos ensued which involved all waiting & kitchen staff who were all very confused. Paid for my gyros & waited for change which didn’t come until I asked for it. 3 stars overall as the gyros was cheap and pretty good just don’t dare ask for a...

It’s a terrible place, no sunbeds, if you are come from ohter places, the unpolite, agressive manager doesn’t give you sunbed, because you are from other place. You can’t eat in the restaurant, if you do not have a sunbed reservation in there. When you ask a sunbed, you have to stand upstairs to the manager king in the que - like in the elementary school - and you have ask a permission from him. After you can’t get a sunbed, because the manager don’t let you, without any explanation - but there are a lot of free, non reserved beds!! He is selecting from the guest. I saw he crying with the guest. It’s a horror place. It is the shame...