KFC: A Culinary Experience So Profound, I Saw God in a Chicken Wing
I don’t know what kind of ancient magic Colonel Sanders was dabbling in, but I’m 99% sure KFC chicken is seasoned with pure happiness, black-market serotonin, and a sprinkle of whatever made Newton discover gravity.
The second I bit into that crispy, golden, deep-fried miracle, my taste buds started singing gospel music. A single tear rolled down my cheek. My ancestors appeared before me in a vision, nodding in approval. Somewhere in the distance, a bald eagle screamed.
THE CHICKEN? Perfection. Crunchier than my life decisions, juicier than the latest neighborhood gossip. Scientists should study this recipe because it defies all known laws of physics. How can something be both crispy and juicy at the same time? Are they frying this in holy water?
THE SIDES? Absolute bangers. The mashed potatoes? Smoother than my attempts at flirting. The biscuits? Fluffier than a cloud that just got out of therapy. The coleslaw? Look, I don’t even like vegetables, but this stuff could make a carnivore reconsider their life choices.
THE SERVICE? Efficient. I ordered a bucket, blinked, and suddenly my food was in front of me. Either KFC has mastered time travel, or they have a secret army of fried chicken ninjas working in the back.
THE AFTERMATH? Existential crisis. I sat there, covered in crumbs and regret, wondering if I had just eaten too much or not enough. My soul ascended to another plane of existence, where the Colonel himself whispered, “You did good, kid.”
10/10. KFC isn’t just food. It’s a spiritual awakening in a...
Read moreThe Good Good parking space Location is good. Stand alone Store You can have food peacefully unlike in shopping malls where you have to wait in queue to get tables to dine.
The Bad Pepsi and other soft drinks were not available during our visit there No UPI Payments We, four people visited during lunchtime and were lot hungry by that time and ordered 8piece hot and crispy bucket and they mistook the order for 8piece hotwings and to change the order, it took few of our time away. The French fry ordered was not ready by the time of delivery of other orders and they told me it'll be delivered to us after the preparation, but the wait wasn't over until we finished the plates andwe went and asked for the fries , and they crosschecked the order only to find out that the fries were already prepared but not delivered. The tables were not clean and we even asked it to be cleaned. They just cleaned it, but not wiped it with any liquids or sanitizer even during this pandemic and the tables...
Read moreThe parking service in your premises is very poor when parking a two wheeler inside your premises the security working there told me not to put side lock to the vehicle and if I want to park my vehicle with side lock he asked me to park the vehicle outside.as per corporation rules u have to provide free parking in your commercial premises.the security behaves in a rude manner and I asked him what if my bike got missed or stolen.surprisingly he acknowledged that company will compensate your loss.is that true did u instruct your security like that and through this online forum I am expecting you a reply regarding this issue and is the way you instruct your security to behave with the customers in a rude manner.how will a person park his vehicle without side lock and without any acknowledgment.If you are a responsible business entrepreneur try to respond to this message and if not no worries. Incident date...
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