Machu Picchu Resto Bar — Restaurant in Yokosuka

The staff was friendly and there is a pay parking lot right next to it so it is easy to drive to. The tamale my friend got was really good and they said the ceviche was good as well. However, the chicken was not cooked thoroughly for my dish and was raw in the middle. I ate some of it before seeing the raw portions and hope I do not get ill from the food. It tasted fairly good, but not being able to eat half of the dish was disappointing and the staff didn’t offer a discount. One of my friends did not like her food either, but it seemed to be cooked properly. Overall it was a disappointing experience, especially...

Review:

I’m genuinely baffled by the glowing reviews of this place because I had an experience that was more “Groundhog Day” than fine dining.

First, the server—who seemed to have a worse memory than a goldfish—came back at least five times to double-check what I wanted to order. It was like a weird interrogation: “Are you sure? You really want fettuccine and steak?” I felt like I was ordering a secret agent mission, not dinner.

When the food finally arrived, it was the wrong dish. Not even close. I ordered the fettuccine with steak and I got… well, something. It was like the chef had a rough idea of what I ordered. My girlfriend’s menu wasn’t even the same.

Despite this, the restaurant somehow has over 4 stars, which is truly a mystery. Maybe they’re grading on a curve for effort? Maybe the other 90% of diners were too polite to complain? Or maybe they only feed you the good stuff if you’re a Yelp Elite. I’ll never know.

In conclusion, if you want to play Russian Roulette with your dinner order and experience multiple rounds of awkward questioning, this place is for you! If you value good food, a clear ordering process, and the ability to leave without feeling like you’ve been gaslit, maybe try somewhere...

Food and drinks were good including serving sizes. However, I believe I was overcharged somehow. We were shown the bill with the total price shown. I then paid with my card, but I didn't actually physically see the machine to tap and pay. The staff did this for me. When I looked at my bank account, it appeared that the total bill was inflated with an extra ¥1200 added. Be aware when you pay here to either pay in cash or look at the final figure on the card reader yourself...