This is a complete waste of money. You pay $40 for transportation to and from the cruise terminal and all you can drink while you're there. You start to realise things were exagerated as soon as they drop you off in a mud pit in front of a derelict building. You walk through the filthy husk of a building containing only a stack of kayaks and an old pool table to get to the beach area. The first thing to the left on the other side of the building is a tiny trailer with a long line where they serve the drinks from. After waiting 45 minutes to get to the counter the guy mixing drinks tells us he's out of ice and that we need to walk down to the other bar area. After another 40 minutes waiting at the next bar counter to get a handful of tiny 6 oz plastic cups we can't find a place to sit. The beach area doesn't even have adequate seating for everyone they sold admission to. To top it off, the drinks didn't taste good. We decided not to risk ordering food seeming they wanted $10 for a taco plate and we didn't have any faith in the quality improving. Realizing it was a total loss we took the ride back and...
Read moreBottom line, don't rent jet skies here.
We rented 3 jet skies at Tequila Beach Club back in December 2016. We made the reservation online and we were supposed to get our jet skies at 10:00 am. When we got to the place we had to wait two hours until we finnaly got our jet skies. They told us to wait in another area until the other people who rented before us arrived.
The truth was that there were no other people renting. The Jet Skies were old and they were having mechanical issues with them. When we finnaly got our jet skies, they looked nothing like in the pictures online. They were very old and beaten, they didn't even had a cluster. Mine broke down in the middle of the water after twenty minutes and there was smoke coming from under the seat. I asked them for a full refund and they refused. We rented for an hour and they only gave me $30 back from the $79 we paid. The manager said that we rode it for 40 minutes which was a lie because half of those 40 minutes we had spent it floating in the water until they rescued us.
It was a terrible experience. I don't recommend renting...
Read moreWhen I went,if your not attended by a server you cannot get the internet access. Sitting on the beach is nice while you watch others snorkel, and kayak, and you can get a tan. If you get an excursion, then most of the time if the beach is part of it you will get free access to kayaking, and snorkeling gear, and an open bar and internet access while your there. Drinks are subpar because the open bar is only local brand liquor and taste is ew. So really not worth it unless you drink beer, because let's face it you can't really mess up beer. When you get there and actually sit on the beach there are people constantly trying to sell you goods, from purses to bags, and cigars to jewelery. Sometimes this can eat annoying when you want to sit by the water. This is the second time I come to this place and the first time was great about 8 years ago but this one, not so much with raised prices throughout the years and more of a rush to sell you things.
View: 5 * Service: 3* Prices: depends on what you like to drink: 3 * Ambiance:...
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