Herlig Land is, without a doubt, one of the worst dining experiences I have ever had. From the moment we arrived, the service was shockingly rude and unprofessional. The waiters didn’t just have an “attitude”; they practically flaunted it. Any simple request, like asking for water, was met with exaggerated sighs and eye rolls, as if serving customers was a massive inconvenience for them. At one point, our waiter even snapped at us when we asked how long our food would take. It felt more like we were intruding on their day than being paying customers.

Speaking of the food, it took an absurdly long time to arrive. We sat there waiting for nearly two hours before the main course was finally brought out. For a restaurant that wasn’t even busy, this was completely unacceptable. In that time, no one bothered to check on us or offer any updates. We were essentially left sitting there in hunger and frustration, watching other patrons around us experiencing the same poor service.

When the food finally did arrive, it was a complete disappointment. It was stone cold, as if it had been left out for ages before it got to our table. The portion sizes were laughably small, barely enough to even make a dent in our appetites. I don’t know who designed their menu, but the portions wouldn’t fill a child, let alone an adult. And for the prices they charge, I expected at least something edible and satisfying. Instead, it felt like we were being scammed with overpriced, subpar food.

To make matters worse, there was a dead rat on the floor near the outdoor table where we were seated. The smell was absolutely revolting, and it became impossible to enjoy even the little time we had there. My partner and I were horrified and tried to flag down a waiter to address the issue, but they seemed completely uninterested. We were too disgusted to stay seated, and the idea of touching anything nearby made our stomachs turn.

In the end, Herlig Land is not just a bad restaurant; it’s an outright disaster. Between the rude staff, the painfully slow service, cold and unsatisfying food, and a literal dead rat lying near our table, it’s a wonder they’re still in business. Save yourself the time, money, and frustration—avoid this place at all costs.