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The Village Idiot
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Nearby attractions
Youngblood-Africa
70, 72 Bree St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
Koopmans-De Wet House
35 Strand St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
South African Sendinggestig Museum
40 Long St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
Iziko Bo-Kaap Museum
71 Wale St, Schotsche Kloof, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
The Cape Gallery
60 Church St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
Iziko Slave Lodge
Corner Adderley Street and, Wale St, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
St George's Cathedral
5 Wale St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
Jan van Riebeeck Statue
Heerengracht St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
Iziko Old Town House Museum
149 Longmarket St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
Groote Kerk Kaapstad
43 Adderley St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
Nearby restaurants
Villa 47
47 Bree St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
KFC Long Street
Cnr Long &, 0B Strand St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
VIXI Social House
49 Bree Street, Strand St, CBD, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
Tiger's Milk Long Street
44 Long St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
Apache Spur Halaal
Pinnacle Building, 27 Strand St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
Meeting Point-Tanzanian East African Cuisine
67 Strand St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
Hemelhuijs
71 Waterkant St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
The Athletic Club & Social
35 Buitengracht St, CBD, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
RocoMamas Long Street
Shop 3, 14 Long St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
Burger King Long Street (Halaal)
36 Long St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
Nearby hotels
Cresta Grande Cape Town
Corner Strand, 37 Loop St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
StayEasy Cape Town City Bowl
54 Bree St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
Southern Sun Cape Sun
23 Strand St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
SunSquare Cape Town City Bowl
23 Buitengracht St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
Pullman Cape Town City Centre
22 Riebeek St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
The Grand Daddy Boutique Hotel
38 Long St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
Icon Luxury Apartments
24 Hans Strijdom Ave, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
Urban Elephant 16 on Bree
16 Bree St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
BlackBrick Foreshore
6 St George's Mall, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
The Barracks Serviced Apartments
50 Bree St, Cape Town City Centre, Cape Town, 8000, South Africa
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The Village Idiot

32 Loop St, CBD, Cape Town, 8001, South Africa
4.3(1.3K)
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attractions: Youngblood-Africa, Koopmans-De Wet House, South African Sendinggestig Museum, Iziko Bo-Kaap Museum, The Cape Gallery, Iziko Slave Lodge, St George's Cathedral, Jan van Riebeeck Statue, Iziko Old Town House Museum, Groote Kerk Kaapstad, restaurants: Villa 47, KFC Long Street, VIXI Social House, Tiger's Milk Long Street, Apache Spur Halaal, Meeting Point-Tanzanian East African Cuisine, Hemelhuijs, The Athletic Club & Social, RocoMamas Long Street, Burger King Long Street (Halaal)
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+27 21 418 1548
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Nearby attractions of The Village Idiot

Youngblood-Africa

Koopmans-De Wet House

South African Sendinggestig Museum

Iziko Bo-Kaap Museum

The Cape Gallery

Iziko Slave Lodge

St George's Cathedral

Jan van Riebeeck Statue

Iziko Old Town House Museum

Groote Kerk Kaapstad

Youngblood-Africa

Youngblood-Africa

4.6

(299)

Closed
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Koopmans-De Wet House

Koopmans-De Wet House

4.2

(30)

Closed
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South African Sendinggestig Museum

South African Sendinggestig Museum

4.8

(33)

Open 24 hours
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Iziko Bo-Kaap Museum

Iziko Bo-Kaap Museum

4.3

(2.7K)

Open 24 hours
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Things to do nearby

Hike Lions Head for Sunrise or Sunset
Hike Lions Head for Sunrise or Sunset
Thu, Dec 11 • 3:00 AM
Cape Town, Western Cape, 8001, South Africa
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Discover Langa and enjoy African cuisine
Discover Langa and enjoy African cuisine
Thu, Dec 11 • 9:00 AM
Cape Town, Western Cape, 7455, South Africa
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Tandem Paragliding Cape Town Experience TABLE MOUNTAIN PARAGLIDE
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Thu, Dec 11 • 7:30 AM
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Nearby restaurants of The Village Idiot

Villa 47

KFC Long Street

VIXI Social House

Tiger's Milk Long Street

Apache Spur Halaal

Meeting Point-Tanzanian East African Cuisine

Hemelhuijs

The Athletic Club & Social

RocoMamas Long Street

Burger King Long Street (Halaal)

Villa 47

Villa 47

4.5

(702)

$$$

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KFC Long Street

KFC Long Street

4.6

(2.7K)

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VIXI Social House

VIXI Social House

4.4

(853)

$$

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Tiger's Milk Long Street

Tiger's Milk Long Street

4.5

(2K)

$$

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L CockburnL Cockburn
Great vibe, good music, dance floor is very overcrowded though and the wait at the bar can be lengthy. All in all, had a good time though. -(3yr old review) I had to come back and update my review, the dance floor is mad, highly overcrowded, people shove and walk through the dance floor constantly, knocking your drinks over and not even apologizing (more than once), it's like it's a walk floor, never actually getting an opportunity to dance. The patrons are very rude, I think there is a big underage crowd here, surprising, as they "check IDs" at the door. The tables in the middle, making getting to the dance floor difficult. Honestly the experience was awful and my friends and I stayed less than an hour and wish I could say this is the first time. Sad thing is, I don't even know how to suggest improvement, other than upping the age limit and actually keeping to that limit or redesigning the whole dance floor. The only reason I am rating a 2 stars, is because their new security measures are impressive, have to wait in line to leave whilst they search you and check bags and make you unlock your phone to make sure it's yours. Bouncers wait with you and search for your ubers. And the 3 bathroom options, male, female and unisex. But all in all, if you are looking for a good time and a place to dance, this is no longer it. You'll have more luck on Bree Street and Kloof Street. You can have a okay time here if you sit at a table outside the entire time, away from the dance floor.
Jackie GragnolaJackie Gragnola
This place has a special place in my ❤️ - beyond the awesome selection of beer and outstanding food, it was the spot where I took my first interview with my current company (in the back staircase connected to the WiFi pretending I was in a conference room...until I got kicked out by the manager and had to go back in next to the drunk dudes yelling profanity at the pool table 😳). It’s a long story how I ended up there for an interview, but it happened. It’s okay... round one was an adventure and four rounds later I GOT THE JOB! I was afraid to leave this review til I officially signed the contract 👏🏼 But back to the review... OMG THE CHICKEN WINGS 🐥 I asked for them spicy and they were fantastic. 🍻 As far as beer goes, I’m an IPA lover and I was a big fan of the Jack Black IPA. I came a different time and got the curry since I was craving it...not my favorite. The chicken was on the bone so it was a little hard to eat. I’d go for the braii board or some other meat instead of their version of Thai. Really cool interior with fantastic decorations and chill vibe. There’s a fireside to relax by and a pool table in back. Great for dinner with friends or drinks with the crew. Come here! You wont be disappointed 😉
Mariamne Shamanessence (Shamanessence)Mariamne Shamanessence (Shamanessence)
THere was very good service and a good atmosphere. It got very busy later with loads of kids drinking and dancing. Then it was time to leave for me after 30 - 40 minutes of that. I enjoyed myself for sure. Just didn't notice that the bill already had a ten percent tip tariff and I added another 20....🙃. That was my mistake, easy to make after some shots. Food was good aswell. They also have you screened by security on way out to make sure you didn't steal anyone's phone. That's a new one. Probably a good idea considering it's a huge issue these days going out in popular busy spots. Then there was a door guy who made sure you got in the right transport outside. That was cool too!
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Great vibe, good music, dance floor is very overcrowded though and the wait at the bar can be lengthy. All in all, had a good time though. -(3yr old review) I had to come back and update my review, the dance floor is mad, highly overcrowded, people shove and walk through the dance floor constantly, knocking your drinks over and not even apologizing (more than once), it's like it's a walk floor, never actually getting an opportunity to dance. The patrons are very rude, I think there is a big underage crowd here, surprising, as they "check IDs" at the door. The tables in the middle, making getting to the dance floor difficult. Honestly the experience was awful and my friends and I stayed less than an hour and wish I could say this is the first time. Sad thing is, I don't even know how to suggest improvement, other than upping the age limit and actually keeping to that limit or redesigning the whole dance floor. The only reason I am rating a 2 stars, is because their new security measures are impressive, have to wait in line to leave whilst they search you and check bags and make you unlock your phone to make sure it's yours. Bouncers wait with you and search for your ubers. And the 3 bathroom options, male, female and unisex. But all in all, if you are looking for a good time and a place to dance, this is no longer it. You'll have more luck on Bree Street and Kloof Street. You can have a okay time here if you sit at a table outside the entire time, away from the dance floor.
L Cockburn

L Cockburn

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This place has a special place in my ❤️ - beyond the awesome selection of beer and outstanding food, it was the spot where I took my first interview with my current company (in the back staircase connected to the WiFi pretending I was in a conference room...until I got kicked out by the manager and had to go back in next to the drunk dudes yelling profanity at the pool table 😳). It’s a long story how I ended up there for an interview, but it happened. It’s okay... round one was an adventure and four rounds later I GOT THE JOB! I was afraid to leave this review til I officially signed the contract 👏🏼 But back to the review... OMG THE CHICKEN WINGS 🐥 I asked for them spicy and they were fantastic. 🍻 As far as beer goes, I’m an IPA lover and I was a big fan of the Jack Black IPA. I came a different time and got the curry since I was craving it...not my favorite. The chicken was on the bone so it was a little hard to eat. I’d go for the braii board or some other meat instead of their version of Thai. Really cool interior with fantastic decorations and chill vibe. There’s a fireside to relax by and a pool table in back. Great for dinner with friends or drinks with the crew. Come here! You wont be disappointed 😉
Jackie Gragnola

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THere was very good service and a good atmosphere. It got very busy later with loads of kids drinking and dancing. Then it was time to leave for me after 30 - 40 minutes of that. I enjoyed myself for sure. Just didn't notice that the bill already had a ten percent tip tariff and I added another 20....🙃. That was my mistake, easy to make after some shots. Food was good aswell. They also have you screened by security on way out to make sure you didn't steal anyone's phone. That's a new one. Probably a good idea considering it's a huge issue these days going out in popular busy spots. Then there was a door guy who made sure you got in the right transport outside. That was cool too!
Mariamne Shamanessence (Shamanessence)

Mariamne Shamanessence (Shamanessence)

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Reviews of The Village Idiot

4.3
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2.0
1y

Matthew was a superb waiter, very attentive and accommodating best service we’ve had so far we sat outside in his section and it got a bit chilly outside so we asked to move inside and unfortunately he couldn’t serve us due to it not being his section. Myself and 3 other friends settled the bill with him and walked inside to get a new table, only 2/4 of us had a drink in our hands. We sat and waited for 15 minutes for a waiter and so I asked for a waiter , we sat for another 15 minutes and finally I called the manager and explained that we moved inside but no waiter has been to our table and we would like to order drinks, finally he told the waiter Macy to come help us and not only did she come in with an attitude but she told us she wanted us to move and she refused to serve us, we understood the tables needed to be moved for the dance floor when the time came as agreed upon with the manager but she basically told us to leave her section, and when I asked to speak to the manager again she told us no she will not get us the manager and that we must look for him ourselves. Very very rude waiter and puts a bad name to the restaurant (us being from the service industry we’d never speak to customers the way she did to us, we are paying customers and we were there to drink and have a good time) the manager did apologise and gave us a free shooter but Macy the waiter had ruined our whole mood that we ended up deciding to leave and move to another restaurant as it was no longer pleasant or enjoyable for us on first Thursday (taking into consideration we’re from Pretoria and we were just there to enjoy the night) very disappointed with how...

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2.0
6y

Great vibe, good music, dance floor is very overcrowded though and the wait at the bar can be lengthy. All in all, had a good time though. -(3yr old review)

I had to come back and update my review, the dance floor is mad, highly overcrowded, people shove and walk through the dance floor constantly, knocking your drinks over and not even apologizing (more than once), it's like it's a walk floor, never actually getting an opportunity to dance. The patrons are very rude, I think there is a big underage crowd here, surprising, as they "check IDs" at the door. The tables in the middle, making getting to the dance floor difficult. Honestly the experience was awful and my friends and I stayed less than an hour and wish I could say this is the first time. Sad thing is, I don't even know how to suggest improvement, other than upping the age limit and actually keeping to that limit or redesigning the whole dance floor.

The only reason I am rating a 2 stars, is because their new security measures are impressive, have to wait in line to leave whilst they search you and check bags and make you unlock your phone to make sure it's yours. Bouncers wait with you and search for your ubers. And the 3 bathroom options, male, female and unisex.

But all in all, if you are looking for a good time and a place to dance, this is no longer it. You'll have more luck on Bree Street and Kloof Street.

You can have a okay time here if you sit at a table outside the entire time, away from the...

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5.0
38w

If you’re looking for a restaurant that perfectly blends great food, a fun atmosphere, and an inviting social vibe, The Village Idiot is the place to be! This spot is well known for its unique personality, quirky decor, and an energy that keeps guests coming back for more.

From the moment you walk in, you’re greeted with a warm and lively ambiance. The rustic meets eclectic interior, complete with vintage charm and playful touches, sets the stage for a relaxed yet vibrant dining experience. Whether you’re grabbing drinks with friends or settling in for a hearty meal, the atmosphere is always buzzing in the best way possible.

The menu is packed with bold, flavorful dishes that showcase a mix of comforting classics and creative twists. From perfectly grilled meats and delicious burgers to tasty vegetarian options, every plate is crafted with quality ingredients and attention to detail. The drinks menu is equally impressive, featuring a great selection of craft beers, cocktails, and fine spirits that pair perfectly with the food.

What truly sets The Village Idiot apart is its infectious energy it's a place where great conversations flow as easily as the drinks, and the service is always friendly, attentive, and welcoming. Whether you're there for a casual dinner, weekend drinks, or one of their legendary events, you’re guaranteed a...

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