Picasso's Pizza Bar — Restaurant in Eastern Cape

Approximately one day following the one before, the one which delivered gifts from above, being in the form of its Chemical Formula, H2O. This day however had recharged our photovoltaic cells, but not our hypothalamus. Our stomachs were rumbling and therefore we (Mr M, Mr C and Lady C) where in the need of sustenance. "But to which country shall we travel to tonight? Should we make the long haul to China? Indulging in hand made noodles and dumplings?" Mr M asked. "No, tonight we shall embark on a journey to Italy", Mr C said. Italy, internationally recognized for it's geographical footprint looking more like a boot than a footprint, recognized by us for it's creation of the pizza.

Seconds later we had had entered the cyber world, falling victims to analytics and being suggested a restaurant with a name involving a body part used for one of our five senses. We decided to give it a shot, picking our pizzas and giving them a call. Alas, after 14 consecutive rings without answer we knew something was up. With the swipe of a thumb we had found that our chosen haven of gluten, or should I say gluttony, only opens their doors on the fifth and sixth day of the week, this being the second day. "Ahhh, but what are we to do", cried lady C. "How about Picasso's on whatchamacallit road, near five ways" Mr C suggested. However, seeing that none of us had passed through its doors, we where perplexed and unsure of what to do.

Re-entering the cyber world of information, something had caught our undivided attention. In bold and in 3D was written, "Limited offer! 2 Large Pizzas for R149.90, 14 Delicious Flavors, Monday - Wednesday". Finding their menu we had quickly decided on two deliciously controversial flavors, followed by a third decadent one. Now to continue where we had left off earlier, the phone call. We entered the 10 digits into our hand held device and pressed the green symbol. "Hello, Picasso's Pizza", a voice answered, giving us a ray of hope. While placing our orders our stomachs growled as if they had been listening to the conversation. Mr C had placed the order, a order sure to start a public outcry, as two of the three pizzas had a sweeter ingredient which some believe do not belong on cooked dough, the third however was sure to take our taste buds around the year, from Spring to Summer to Winter to Fall.

ETA to pizza completion was 30 minutes. 27 Minutes and 35 seconds later we entered the world of Picasso's, a small but modern restaurant, with ample space to sit and holes in the walls designed for charging your electronic devices. As Mr C collected our boxes of gluten-y, Mr M's eyes were wondering in this unknown space. That is, until they no longer did. Two sets of eyes made contact and a friendly employee with blonde hair greeted Mr M, sparking later debate. At that moment, the exchange was completed, Mr C and the restaurant owner exchanged gratitude and we were again on our way.

The pizza's where well received by all, the toppings tasting fresh and the sauce on the base being a particular highlight. Once our hunger had subsided, we raised our glasses to the sky and thanked the universe for allowing us to share this special meal together.

Thank you Picasso's for having helped us satisfy our cravings.

PS - The base is on the border line of...

Nestled in the heart of the city, Picasso Pizza Bar is a culinary gem that promises an unforgettable dining experience. From the moment you step through the door, you're greeted by the tantalizing aroma of freshly baked pizzas and the warm ambiance of rustic charm.

The menu at Picasso Pizza Bar is a masterpiece of Italian cuisine, with each dish meticulously crafted to delight the senses. Whether you're craving a classic Margherita pizza or feeling adventurous with a gourmet specialty like the Picasso's Supreme, there's something to satisfy every palate.

But it's not just about the pizza at Picasso Pizza Bar. The menu also features an array of mouthwatering appetizers, salads, and pasta dishes, all made with the freshest ingredients and bursting with flavor. Pair your meal with a glass of wine from their impressive selection, or indulge in one of their signature cocktails for the perfect culinary experience.

What truly sets Picasso Pizza Bar apart, however, is the impeccable service and attention to detail. From the friendly and knowledgeable staff to the cozy yet stylish ambiance, every aspect of the dining experience is thoughtfully curated to ensure your complete satisfaction.

Whether you're looking for a casual lunch spot, a romantic dinner destination, or a lively gathering place with friends, Picasso Pizza Bar delivers on all fronts. So why wait? Treat yourself to a taste of culinary excellence at Picasso...

This place, by far, gets my vote as the worst pizza experience in my entire life.

I ordered pizza here on Uber Eats. Waiting time was 50 minutes.

If you make pizza in a pizza oven, it cooks in 5 minutes. If I’m waiting 50 minutes, I am expecting a properly cooked pizza.

What I got instead, was pizza so raw, that it stuck to the box. I had to throw some pizza away because the box came off with the pizza. It was so raw, that in the trip, the one pizza literally folder over itself, and the other pizza tore apart. A classic sign of almost raw dough. One can expect a little bumping on the driver sure, but dough TEARING apart and pizza folding on itself… that is just unacceptable by any standard.

What I do know, is Uber charged me R360 for two of the worst pizza I have ever had in my life. Raw and disgusting.

I would not recommend anyone to come to this place. What a...