Dutche — Restaurant in Calvià

"A day at Dutche in Santa Ponsa – An Unforgettable Experience (Unfortunately)

The ambiance was downright depressing: crammed between mismatched garden chairs, a refrigerator, a kebab grill, and a broken neon sign, it felt more like a chaotic flea market than a restaurant. The staff was utterly overwhelmed despite there being only six guests. One highlight of the service: Aioli was ordered and charged but never made it to the table.

Our expectations were already low, anticipating a typical tourist trap on par with the infamous English cuisine – at the very bottom. Yet, Dutche managed to undercut even these low expectations. The only reason for the two stars (one more than the minimum) was the waiter’s prompt offer to replace the food after politely suggesting to remove the pubic hair from the plate.

On a positive note, we have not experienced any stomach issues so far. Nonetheless, we will definitely never return. This "restaurant" (if it can be called that) firmly belongs in my top 3 – from...

Went here with a party of 7 on 29/07/24 & again on 31/07/24. Good value for money and reasonable food. On the first of the nights 1 of the kids accidentally put olive oil instead of vinegar on food. They swapped the dish at no charge. That's customer service.

They include ice cream with kids meals & use large bottles for soft drinks, not the poor value 237ml bottles of other establishments.

Well...

Great restaurant,had three meals here and thoroughly enjoyed them. Good food, attentive staff, great menu. Had a mixed grill that was so filling and tasty. Then a cracking meat feast pizza and on my last night I had a fillet steak. The absolute best meal of my weeks break. People were saying the paella was absolutely wonderful too. I can't recommend the restaurant...