Bienmesabe Pozas

The most shocking passive smoke experience I had since 1987, when smoking was still allowed in some funkystan regional airlines... Bienmesabe is 70% "fake terrace" (i.e. a veranda with hard walls), and the only way the smoke-triple-charged air can circulate is through the 30% "non-smoking" area. Needless to say, you come out of there having lost 10% of your life expectancy.

Now to the food, it's utterly tasteless (the smoke doesn't help), I had the driest Paella in 15 years living in Spain, and the ONLY exception to this culinary disaster was the delicious apple crumble which really is outstanding.

Summary: 480 EUR wasted on a terrible experience and the 4 locals + 10 foreign guests all coincided in 2 words: NEVER AGAIN.