Bite Me Café

I have been aware of this place for ages but never managed to call in. Today I did and I’m annoyed and delighted. Delighted that I called in and annoyed that I waited. The place looks nice and is welcoming and comfortable even during a plague. The chap running front of house ( Joel) was a sparkly eyed dreamboat and treated me and my girlfriend like heroes returning from a war. The coffee was delicious and the cups were cute. My partner had the pumpkin spice donut because she is young and American. I had the classic vanilla glaze because I am an unimaginative Brit. Both were brilliant. There are other nice vegan donuts knocking around Madrid but these were nicer. Joel gave us some absolutely gorgeous freebies too because we were new. I will become an absolute regular here and would have without the freebies. To get new regular customers during the apocalypse you have to be superb. This crew are that. Bagels, donuts, coffee, dreamboats. If you’re not into anything from that list there is a nearby river you can jump in to. Highly recommended.