Merrymaid Bar and Grill

Today I went and had a meal at Merry Maids. As soon as we received the food, a lady (who did not appear under the influence of drugs or alcohol) next to us was trying to steal it. Yep, you are reading that right, straight away too. I agreed at first for her to have some. Strangely she never took any.

She carried on hounding us, so we physically moved the table from her. I stated 'you are making us feel uncomfortable' and my friend stated 'we need our space'. Oh do not worry that made no odds, she just carried on pounding us.

Then another issue arose, our table was now interfering with the pool table. So we moved it back slightly. Again she tried stealing our food. So I gave her a naan bread with some chicken and lamb. The female owner signalled to me not to share my food with her. Which was bizarre as she did not stop her and blamed me.

We never ate all the food, and decided to take it home and eat it at a later time. As we got up she demanded we give her the food, and physically forced the plate down on the table. It caused a massive scene.

I then approached the owner and asked her to place the remaining food in a takeaway bag. I declared I would never return, (I never will either).

I went to the restroom, and my friend felt that uncomfortable he waited in the corridor for me.

On my return from the restroom the owner offered us more food, which we refused. It was a task in itself getting the food bags from her. In hindsight I should have left them too. As the standard of food was really, really, really, poor. (On arrival at home it was disposed of). Also the pub is filthy, disgusting actually.

You know what was comical in this entire affair, the lady who was trying to steal our food (who succeeded) was with two other men, who did not stop her, and the owners did nothing!

You should be ashamed of yourselves. This is what modern twenty-first century England looks like. Also an indictment to the English education system. Absolutely pathetic, get your act together.

Yeah I think you know not to go to this unhygienic dump, as the Maids are overly Merry.