Filthy! After looking at reviews on Google we decided on Egham on Toast, one thing I learnt is don't trust google reviews to be an accurate reflection of reality. Upon arrival the vacant tables were dirty & no one attempting to clean them, that is 1st strike!

We order food and tried to pay cash, told they have no change so unless I wanted to leave a generous tip I had to pay card. Not a strike but definitely annoying as had they told me that before ordering I would have gone elsewhere.

Was asked where I was sitting so I asked for a cloth to clean a table, I was handed a tissue paper napkin, seriously! 2nd strike! I declined obvs and asked for antibac and a cloth, the lady reluctantly offered to clean the table, my horror when she cleaned it with a blackened cloth, I mean zero basic hygiene standards at this cafe. STRIKE 3!

I change seats due to people smoking around me and yet another dirty table needed cleaned so as the antibac & filthy cloth was left unattended on a table near children I decided to use the antibac and took some paper tissues, the staff member came racing over and proceeded to attempt to wipe the table with the vulgar unhygienic cloth, so I said please use a clean one that is not fit for purpose! After she assessed the cloth to her credit she apologised and returned with a brand new cloth.

Food was served, well mine was but it had items I hadn't ordered, the other meal wasn't ready but why order & eat together when you can order together and eat separately 🤷‍♀️ must be a new fad I'm not privy to.

My food was inedible, the sausage looked like it had battled with Mike Tyson and lost, the egg looked ready to hatch a chick it was that raw and the mushroom ..... well I actually can't describe it but maybe you can imagine what it was like in a minute ... keep reading!

So the other breakfast arrived and it was absolutely swimming in syrup, is there a good dentist near by then again I wouldn't trust any of the reviewers from this cafe so if you are one of those please don't answer.

After fighting through an ocean of syrup a sink to wash hands was requested, "excuse me do you have a bathroom?" Keep that mushroom if your thoughts! "Yes just through here" replied the lady behind the counter.

Walking through to the edge of the kitchen and accidentally kicking something on the floor by the toilet almost sustaining an injury were ??? Yep a stack of mushrooms! Of course where else would you store mushrooms that you are going to cook and serve to customers! Right outside a toilet door next to the kitchen is the obvious safe and hygienic place. STRIKE 4!

So after not eating my breakfast, having to ask for tables to be cleaned in the bare minimum of hygiene standards way and not drinking a mug of scaled tea I was absolutely unimpressed with leaving with a light belly and a lighter purse.

Avoid if you have bare minimum hygiene standards, fill your bellies if you love Russian roulette. I won't return or recommend.