There are some places that arenât so much part of the food scene as they are part of the actual scenery. Places so ingrained in the local fabric, youâre not sure whether they serve sausages or hold up the street itself. The Clifton Sausage is one of those places. A fixture. A stalwart. A culinary lamppost. Itâs been there so long, itâs basically a Grade II listed gravy boat.
And the setting? Well, Clifton Village is one of those smugly perfect bits of Bristol that looks like it was dreamed up by a National Trust focus group. Georgian terraces. Wisteria. A cheese shop. A wine merchant with actual opinions. But catch it on a warm Friday evening and itâs magic. That post-work lull where the sun glances off the stone and the localsâactual locals, not day-trippers or students on their ninth coffee of the dayâcome out to play.
Thatâs when I like it. When Clifton breathes out. When people drink properly rather than âcatch upâ over something served in a jam jar. Which is exactly what I was doing, slightly sweaty from a day pretending to work, still tender from the night before. Hair of the dog? Obviously. And, in such pleasant surroundings, one became three, and the idea of cooking at home became as likely as Boris Johnson winning Mastermind with âPersonal Integrityâ as his specialist subject.
So: dinner. And when youâre in this part of town and youâve had a few, the Clifton Sausage is not so much an option as a gravitational pull. Itâs comfort food without the side order of shame.
We turned up unbookedâreckless, yes, but sometimes life needs a bit of edgeâand were slotted in with the warm, efficient grace of a place that knows itâs good and doesnât need to shout about it. Most tables were taken. Not heaving, not shouty, just full in the way a Friday night pub should be.
Starters? No thank you. I donât go to gigs to watch the support acts, and I didnât come here for a croquette. I came for the big boys. The sausages. The mash. The gravy that could bring peace to the Middle East.
And hereâs the rub: the menu always waves something fancy at youâcalvesâ liver in Madeira, pork belly with cider gravy, all gorgeous, all temptationsâbut my eyes never get past the toad in the hole. Itâs not just a dish. Itâs an embrace. A Yorkshire pudding duvet cradling proper porkiness.
Then you must choose your bangers. Eight options. I went Old Spot, because Iâm a patriot. But there was a moment, fleeting but real, when I considered asking for all eight. A Sausage Octet. A Symphony in Snout. But I imagined the look on my companionâs face and settled for one, like a coward.
Mash or champ? Come on. Champ, obviously. A bit of greenery in your potato like a nod to your five-a-day. And that onion gravy? Rich, sweet, the kind of thing that makes you sit back and exhale slowly through your nose like a bloke in a gravy advert.
And thatâs it, really. No fireworks, no gimmicks, no edible soil or foam or anything being âdeconstructedâ. Just good food done properly by people who care. You eat, you smile, you maybe have another pint. You walk home full and vaguely grateful for the world.
So thank you, Clifton Sausage, for being there. For being reliable. For not buggering about. Youâre not just part of the villageâyou are the village. Long...
   Read moreIâd been really looking forward to going to the Clifton sausage after hearing such good things but was left very disappointed. Had booked a table for 4 to take my parents, who were visiting Bristol, for Sunday lunch, saw on the website and on instagram that was a âdog friendlyâ restaurant so decided to bring our little dog along with us. When we arrived, the manager said our table wasnât ready yet and asked us to wait near the bar (not a problem at all). After about 5 minutes, he comes up to us again and tells us that because we hadnât told them we were bringing a dog we couldnât be sat at the table weâd booked as table was too close the kitchen. Was asked if we had somewhere else we could put the dog (we couldnât as had parked far away and walk the dog into Clifton). The manager shrugged his shoulders and said there was nothing they could do. So we left and found somewhere else for lunch. The manager made it feel like it was our fault for not informing them of bringing our dog even though advertised as dog friendly, not anywhere on confirmation email or website does it say to inform of bringing the dog. The manager didnât seem to care in the slightest that he was sending 4 people out of a restaurant with no effort at all to accommodate our booking. We would have been happy to wait 15-20 mins for a table that we could bring the dog but there was no offer of this at all. Very disappointing and will not be returning which is a real shame as have heard great things about the food but with a manager who makes customers feeling unwelcomed there is no chance of supporting...
   Read moreBooked here for Sunday lunch menu and I would definitely recommend. I had 2 starters as I was so hungry, the soup was delicious, it had that wonderful homemade feel and texture to it. The cheese soufflĂ© was good, fun texture, but the flavour was a little bland, not as cheesy as I had anticipated. The roast itself was wonderful, my friend and I got the combo roast and our server Nicky was lovely enough to give us extra beef as we did not like turkey. The gravy was thick, flavourful. Personally I prefer my beef pink, but I was not disappointed! It was so tender, and so was the pork. The pork was amazing, so meaty, very little fat, and super tender, it passed the fork test. The sausage was a little lacklustre, quite salty, and a bit of a flat texture. Overall, it was delicious. My only disappointment was the service. Our server Nicky was lovely, but it was quite slow and at times, did not feel very attentive. We had to try to catch someone to get us another drink. However, I understand itâs Sunday and the restaurant was getting somewhat busy - good sign! If you want a chilled afternoon, not in a rush and good food. I would...
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