Star Fish Cafe — Restaurant in England

Been in a couple of times, 1st time was a complete disaster! Very confusing menu, a lot of things are on the menu 2 or 3 times but with different names, and things not being correct. Far too much on the menu. Ordered a full English breakfast, which, in my opinion, it wasn't. It consisted of bacon, egg, sausage, black pudding, hash brown and a potato scone? (Did have beans but I didn't have them) and no mushrooms!! It was virtually the exact same as a Scottish breakfast but had blackpudding instead of haggis. Eggs where over done and rubbery, sausages where greesy chip shop sausages spliced length ways, didn't go well at all with a breakfast. Waitress was clueless!! Ordered Scrambled eggs and tomatoes on toast for my nanna, but asked if she could swap the tomatoes for mushrooms. Waitress read the order, back and got the whole thing wrong!! Finally sorted it out after a lot of confusion on the Waitresses part! Food came pretty quick, but they just served my nanna scrambled egg on toast without the mushrooms, after all the carry on!!

Have been in a couple times since, had much better service, but food...

Me and the wife ordered 2 full English breakfast with toast and 2 Lattes. After around 20 minutes the order arrived minus the fried tomatoes and no Lattes. We told a waiting staff about the tomatoes which came 5 minutes later, still no Lattes. We told a waiting staff about the missing Lattes and she did apologise and said that they were on the way. We both had nearly finished our meals when I found a long grey hair on the last part of the bacon on my plate. INSTANT NO NO, and a bit stomach turning. I went to pay and cancel the missing Lattes as we had finished our meal. The Lattes by this time had arrived but we had finished our meals. The meals cost £9.95p x 2........I got 5p change out of £20.00. We just left. The entire eating experience was chaotic with staff not really knowing what was happening. The Starfish Cafe gets one star because its dog...

Stay away shocking. Ordered 4 full breakfast. 1 Scottish breakfast. 1 with scrambled egg . So the owners son was kicking the door and screaming the place down . The food came 1 by 1 so 1 meal 5 mins apart then 1 more another 5 minutes. Then the last 2 after the kick off with the kids breakfast. 1st meal scrambled egg was saltie as hell and was a grey slab. Never seen egg like this . My egg was slimey my beans was in a hot pot . But the beans were stone cold . Cold mushrooms . The haggis was haggis. So 4 meals fit for the bin . The cheap frozen tasteless sausage and hash brown was the only items worth eating. And the brown sauce in a hp bottle was a very cheap nasty sauce not hp. So I would recommend you save your money and...