The Green Man — Restaurant in England

You have very poor curb appeal walking over from the carpark.

Your signage speaks of an unfriendly old fashioned “regulars pub” where strangers aren’t welcome, and the food comes in pickled jars on the bar.

How can you compete when your outside looks like you haven’t modernised since the 70s, and you hate everyone that doesn’t drink out of a mug glass.

Your website actually shows good food… but who could guess looking at your bleak 70’s exterior.

It looked like a trip to a Victorian prison.

We went somewhere else, even though it took ages to walk there - it wasn’t worth walking over you bleak carpark to look through the windows.

Dante said something about the “7 circles of hell”. I forget the details, but your place looked sad and fitting...

First pub visit post covid. Was great being at a gig again, open air in the car park. Pub had table service, one way system and sanitiser, and staff explained well the way they were working, so gain a star over the basic 3, who'd have thought this would be a part of my rating system 18 months ago! Didn't feel like 5 star service as overlooked my drink order, and outside was "full" even though there could have been space for lots more tables or seats from inside to be taken out, not sure whether this is because of covid rules though... Was just great being out again. Felt like a friendly pub, many people knew the staff by name, the staff all seemed willing to be friendly and helpful, and some...

Very small traditional pub. Felt welcomed. The food was good and homecooked. Pleased they had a smaller plate choice for elder people or anyone looking at their portion sizes. Afterwards, they did say we could have even ordered a kids' roast. The only downside was the presentation. Gravy over everything. No greens and we didn't like the spice in the red cabbage. Desserts were again delicious and homecooked. Very good value, great beers (ales) and would definitely return. We paid to park in a carpark as it didn't look like it had any parking,...