KFC — Restaurant in Gloucester

I was feeling hungry and lunch time was coming up, so I decided to order some KFC. I love their chicken, but I also have a soft spot for their fries. I was looking forward to my meal, hoping it would cheer me up.

I opened the bag and took out the box of fries. I opened it and saw a pile of golden sticks, steaming and inviting. I picked one and bit into it, feeling the crunch and the warmth. It was delicious.

I reached for another one, but something caught my eye. There was a chip that was longer than the rest, much longer. It was sticking out from the bottom of the box, almost touching the edge. It looked like a snake, or a worm, or a tentacle. It was an ungodly creation, a freak of nature. I stared at it in disbelief, wondering how it got there.

I felt a mix of curiosity and disgust, but also a strange attraction. I wanted to touch it, to feel it, to taste it. It was like a challenge, a dare, a test of my courage. I decided to go for it. I grabbed the chip by its end and pulled it out of the box. It was heavy and limp, like a wet noodle. It was longer than my arm, maybe even longer than my leg. It was ridiculous.

I held it up in front of me, examining it closely. It looked like a normal chip, except for its size. It had the same colour, texture, and smell as the others. It was just a chip, but it was also more than that. It was a miracle, a mystery, a wonder.

I felt a surge of excitement and adrenaline, and also a bit of hunger. I decided to eat it, to devour it, to conquer it. I opened my mouth wide and took a big bite from its tip. It was crunchy and salty, just like the others. But it also had something else, something special. It had a flavour of victory, of glory, of destiny.

I chewed and swallowed, then took another bite. And another one. And another one. I ate the chip like a savage, like an animal, like a king. I didn't care about anything else, only about the chip. It was the best part of my meal, and maybe even of my life.

I finished the chip and licked my fingers clean. I felt satisfied and proud, and also a bit silly. I had just eaten a chip that was super long and an ungodly creation. It was absurd and hilarious, but also amazing and unforgettable.

I smiled and laughed at myself, feeling happy and amused. I had just had an adventure with a chip, and it had made my day. Thank you, KFC, for giving me this experience with your awesome food and service. You...

Ordered via Deliveroo. Fast delivery but had to phone the KFC restaurant in Westgate street Gloucester, and spoke to BEKA,(BIKA?). Ordered TWO fries and only one delivered. BEKA,(BIKA?) was adimiment he had packed two fries himself only ONE was in the delivery. Basically he called me a liar. I wouldn't have rang the restaurant if the other bag of fries gad been included!!!! I'm really not that desperate for the sake of £1.55, to make a fuss. It's the principal and disappointment the oreder was wrong. Customer service on the part of BEKA,(BIKA?) Is terrible, ti call a customer a liar is totally bad customer...

Absolute disgrace. I took my son in just now. Ordered him the children’s chicken burger meal with a milkshake and the three piece meal for myself. His ‘burger’ looked like it had been sat on. One of my chicken portions was normal size, the other two were ridiculously small (one was literally a square inch) I took one bit and it was like biting into a well used running shoe. The staff were innatentive and slow, and the napkin station was empty - in a very quiet restaurant. I took our tray back to the counter and informed them I would rather waste the £13 than eat that disgrace. Avoid...