itsu - Guildford — Restaurant in Guildford

After a nice day out with some friends we foolishly decided that mediocre sushi would be a good way to end our day. HOW WRONG WE WERE, though the food itself was passible its consumption had clearly angered an elder god somewhere as the following hours felt like divine punishment reserved only for the worst of sinners. TRIGGER WARNING: graphic description ahead. Though there is no curse strong enough in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men to describe my experience I will do my best. After a short two hours my stomach began to rumble dangerously prompting me to go to the bathroom. Upon sitting down I let loose a torrent of liquid pain lasting nearly an hour, giving me only short breaks with which I used to beg god to kill me as I clenched the toilet seat. After spending several minutes cleaning myself and my bathroom I believed it was all over, but my relief quickly turned to despair as I began vomiting more violently than I have in my entire life. The severe sickness and hangover that led to me quitting drinking pales in comparison to this. I vomited so hard that I cried then laughed then cried again, with my concerned housemate finding me hunched over the sink in a hysterical mess. Even after showering and brushing my teeth twice since I still smell a vile stench in my breath and can only hope that either I recover or finally die soon as I lie quivering in bed hardly able to...

Quick, easy to use, tables available even though it was a Saturday lunchtime, my first time and I had chicken gyoza and sushi. My teenage daughter didn't recommend the gyoza and I should have listened. Whilst it tasted fine, I think it was essentially reheated in a microwave type of thing, so it was just 'meh'. Gyoza are supposed to be steamed first then quickly thrown in a frying pan so the bottom is all crispy whilst the rest is soft and lovely so it was very disappointing. The sushi was good, having lived in Asia for a long time it's difficult to find sushi here where the rice is cooked properly and hallelujah it is in itsu! My daughter says the noodles are good, and lots of people were eating the noodles. So...

I went there with my family which includes two children under 5 to have something to eat on 22/12/2024 Sunday around 7PM. The staff in the counter was very unwelcoming and unhappy as we don't usually go to itsu for dine in , we asked him for some advise on choosing right noodles for us but he pointed us to the self order screen in a cold way. With his attitude, I realised that if a person doesn't likes his profession or job from heart ,he will never have that kindness and positive mindset at work ,as if he has been dragged to work there. We regretted going there instantly with his attitude and cold behaviour towards us. Hope you be a little kind to your customer from next time at least you try to be a kind person to...