If there was an option not to leave a star, I would do so. Feeling very hungry this morning on the way into work, a colleague and I decided to drop in to the Fishbone for a full English. After being asked twice by reception what rooms we were in, we were directed to the seating area being told that' due to a lack of guests, the food was going to be 'made fresh' explaining the absence of self service. It was also pointed out we'd be charged £10.00 each for our respective 'full english'. Taking a pick from the juices positioned by the coffee machine, I poured myself what looked like cloudy apple juice, which upon initial taste, left me feeling like I'd been administered citric acid by a sadistic dentist. Giving the establishment the benefit of the doubt, I selected the 'cafe latte' button on the coffee machine in the hope the injection of 'fresh' bean and milk would set me in the right direction. I was wrong. The coffee ejected from its spout in less than 2 seconds, an instant coffee without the familiar indications of fresh bean being ground, or steam on the rise from the boil. Ones doubts began to materialise looking at the watery 'froth' sitting on the topside, which again when tasting, reminded me of the sadistic dentist. I decided to leave the rest for Santa. After what was a reasonable wait time, we were given our 'full English'. Thinking this may be a repeat of my already painful ride, I toyed with the mushroom supposing this could be an enemy of ones inner workings. Teeth sinking in with difficulty, they penetrated the outer skin, travelling with effort into its core. After this gruesome experience, I played with the bacon, at which point my colleague said; 'if they are making this fresh like they told us, why would the bacon be this temperature?' That was it. The rest was parked on the plate, my stomach churning and mouth reeling from the pain and shock. Fishbone, you've made me do something I've never done before. Leave a review. I hope this warns other travelers to the area to avoid with purpose. Daylight robbery at £10.00 was bad enough, but the rest was simply taking the mess.