JIMMY MONKEY — Restaurant in Sheffield

Jimmy monkey's. What else can I say, other than 3 words, those being "do", "not", and "go". Simply put, the food was Grim. The chicken resembled toughened felt, and required tungsten teeth to take 3 grams off of it. it was rock solid, and if I were playing the game "rust" I could substitute the rock for this piece of so-called "chicken" (not sure of the origin of this cut of alleged meat). the pizza, which potentially edible for those not immunocompromised, would otherwise be reminiscent of prison cafeteria food. I ordered Italian thin base, it came out thicker than my Johnson and two veg. it was grimy, blackened, and I believe if a child offered me a mud pie, I might be tempted to take their offer instead of this. The cost was outrageous, and I don't use that word lightly. it was a tenner (great British quid) for the 8 inch pizza, and the money would have been better spent used as kindling for a BBQ starring rats as the main course. the chicken, for a SINGLE PIECE, was over £2, more costly than KFC yet 1/12th the quality. if I had to take a guess, I'd assume it had been stuck to the chef's shoe and he had only noticed it when he ran out of the remainder of chicken in his industrial freezer. I ordered this from uber eats, where I was presented with the phrase "15-35 minutes" allocated next to the delivery time, however I believe that was written by the monkey this shop was named after, as I only received my good-for-nothing sludge after 1 hour 10 minutes. I called up, only to be informed that for my hardship I could only receive a can of coke next time. I would rather insert said can into one of my orifices than order a second time from this place. In conclusion, I believe firing squad is a more humane method of execution than eating this...

I had an incredibly disappointing experience with this place. I placed an order for delivery, and I was eagerly waiting for my food to arrive. The delivery person actually came to my door, but to my dismay, they left without delivering the food!

I couldn't believe it! How can a restaurant come all the way to my doorstep with the food and then not complete the delivery? It was incredibly frustrating and inconvenient, especially since I was really looking forward to the meal.

To make matters worse, when I tried contacting the restaurant's customer support, it was nearly impossible to reach them atlast after taking the call they said you will get refund for Just eats this added even more frustration to the situation. #justeat

This kind of service is simply unacceptable. I expect a restaurant to fulfill its delivery commitments, and I was left hungry and disappointed because of their negligence.

I will definitely not be ordering from this place again, and I strongly advise others to think twice before placing an order with them. It's essential for businesses to be reliable and accountable, and unfortunately, this restaurant failed to meet those...

Great food. Shame about the owners service and attitude.Ordered and paid via Foodhub and carried on with what I was doing. 2 hours later there was no delivery. Rang Jimmy Monkey to be told I hadn't placed an order with him. Now bearing in mind the money had left my account there was some tooing and frying where he threatened to put the phone down. After he calmed down I gave him my order number where upon he went quiet and said "it will be with you in 15 minutes. 1 hour and 5 minutes later it arrived. Total time waiting was 3 hrs 5 mins. No apology no nothing. Shame really cos the...