Listen, I came to Burger King for a Whopper, but I left with a story I’ll tell at every family gathering for the rest of my life. Why? Because of Dylan. Thats right DYLAN.
I was just standing there, minding my own business, when I heard someone yell, “INCOMING!” I turned around, and there he was— Dylan, the good little boy, SPRINTING toward the grill. Before I could even say, “Is this a fire drill?” he leapt over the entire grill like it was a puddle and he was wearing his good shoes for crews.
The man didn’t just vault—he soared. I swear, time slowed down. The fry cooks froze. The coke machine let out a respectful whir. Even the onion rings stopped sizzling to watch.
When he landed, he casually flipped a burger mid-air, caught it on a bun, and handed it to me like, “Here’s your Whopper, no big deal.” NO BIG DEAL? DYLAN, YOU JUST PARKOURED OVER A 400-DEGREE GRILL.
I asked him if he does this often, and he said, “Only on Tuesdays and when the vibe is right.” THE VIBE WAS RIGHT, FOLKS.
Burger King, I don’t know what you’re paying Dylan, but it’s not enough. This man deserves a crown, and his own Netflix...
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Attitude was uncalled for Food went straight in the bed as it...
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