Skyline Chili — Restaurant in Beavercreek

Skyline is hands down my girls and I’s favorite place to eat. We never have any service or food issues here, and we are pretty understanding as all of us are servers ourselves!! However, today I was blown away by how rude our server was from beginning to end. She barely spoke to us, didn’t even ask for our drink order, we had to tell her what we wanted. When she brought our food out to us, she didn’t even lay it down, but she threw down a split check on the table. Keep in mind, she hadn’t even asked if the check was split or not to begin with, and it wasn’t supposed to be split. Never came back to check on us, as I assumed she wouldn’t since she dropped the check with the food. Only one other time did she come back and it was to pre-bus the table but didn’t even offer us more to drink (we had empty drink glasses). Honestly, if we deserved to be treated this way or she was busy, it would be different, but this girl genuinely has no business being a server. Working for tips is a job that takes great “people-skills” where this server has none at all. Her name is Caitlin and if anyone in charge, or she herself, is reading this, she really could use some work. This experience was completely...

There was an entire literal skyline in my chili.

I have absolutely no idea how they did it but they managed to put an entire developed horizon on my chili dog.

I could literally taste property values declining as i crunched through office buildings and high rise apartment complexes. I could hear the screams of the chili cities denizens as i bit into my delicious meal, tearing apart the economic infrastructure and homes of thousands of people.

As i gorged myself like some kind of supermassive godzilla awoken from the depths of my slumber with the munchies, families in the booths around me looked on in disgust and fear.

As I sprinkled salt and cracker bits upon the rubble of the once beautiful blade that slashed through the night sky, i realized, the screams of the denizens had ceased. No more would they fear living upon the precipice of true existence or just some culinary whimsy of the proprietor of this establisment.

5 stars because on that day, for just one moment, i was a...

Ok, so please allow a 100% born Texan to set the record straight. Is this what a true Texan would call "chili"? No, absolutely not. However, just because we call things differently, it doesn't make it a bad meal. I got the 5star, my wife got the 4 Stat with onions, and we shared a side of fries. The fries were very fresh. They are made to order as it's not a normal side item there. Now on to the "chili." Served on a light layer of chili sauce ( just chili liquid ), a bed of spaghetti noodles, topped with your chili selection, and a healthy fist full of cheddar cheese. Now there are going to be plenty of people who may think,"Oh, this guy has no idea of what he's talking about. Minus that at one point in my early life, I was a certified cullinarian, LA Cordon Bleu 2007 ish. But that doesn't mean I have your taste buds... If you're in the Dayton area, you should swing by. It is a very nice experience. You might just see things a...