China Buffet — Restaurant in Brattleboro

If hell had a buffet, it would be China Buffet in Brattleboro. This place isn’t just bad—it’s an insult to food, common decency, and the very concept of human dignity.

Let’s start with the food, if you can even call it that. Everything looked like it had been sitting under heat lamps since the Bush administration. The General Tso’s chicken was drier than the Sahara, the lo mein had the texture of microwaved worms, and the sushi? I’ve seen fresher fish in a pet store. If you value your digestive system, avoid the seafood section unless you enjoy playing gastrointestinal roulette.

The atmosphere? Imagine a rundown cafeteria where joy goes to die. The floors were sticky, the booths had a mysterious grime layer, and the entire place smelled like expired soy sauce and deep-fried regret. I’m convinced the employees have emotionally checked out—probably because they know they’re contributing to crimes against cuisine on a daily basis.

By the time I left, I was questioning my life choices. Not just why I ate there, but every decision that led me to that moment. Save yourself the stomachache and existential crisis—eat literally...

Where do I even begin.

Staff was so rude form the beginning barley even speaking to me and served water that tasted like chlorine (more on that later). I brushed that off and thought “maybe the food is good”. NOPE. Sticky, old, stale, undercooked food was not on my menu but clearly was on my plate once I was there. Waiter took my one and only fork then gestured me to go get my self a new one when asked. You know how I mentioned chlorine water? Well the clumsy waiter decided to spill it all over me and proceeded to laugh and not give to dangs about it. After my swim I took from the waiter there was a hair on my yummy food to witch the waiter replied “oh ok” and walked away to never be seen again

This place is amazing if you want old, stale, undercooked food leaving you with a stomach ache. Good place to get water dumped on you and drink pool water and to eat the chefs hair.

Food and health safety really need to check this dump out. This isn’t the streets of china it’s...

Quite likely the worst service and chinese food I have ever had . Perhaps I should have been concerned when I was told I had to pay before I could go find my own table . I was brought an ice water ... Never checked back , never cleared plate . WOW !! Terrible . Ok now the food . Only thing decent was the hot and sour soup . Everyhing else was really really not good / terrible . Mostly luke warm {should have been hot } and all meats were pretty much un- identifiable . Never have I ever seen such a terrible grouping of ????? I could tell the Peking Ravioli by the shape , however based on the discoloration I chose to avoid . Oh the tables? Well kind of dark but I felt the entire place wasnt real clean , fresh or maintained . DO NOT go here The good news is after having lunch here I can not eat for the next couple of days in the hopes that my system will clear itself of whatever I most likely...