Joe Beez — Restaurant in City of Kingston

Today I needed to break a $20 so I could purchase substances on the black market. I happened to pass by this shop, so I went in to ask for change. I was immediately barraged with the most fantastic scent I have ever encountered in a place of food. I knew instantly that I must eat there. On the wall was a giant menu of their sandwiches, with recipes so insane I knew I'd found my home. They had one called the Big Pun, referencing a great rapper who tragically passed away years ago due to a chronic food overdose. This solidified my thinking: these were my people.

Overwhelmed by the fantastical array of items available, I decided to ignore their menu and order a custom sandwich to my own tastes. A hamburger with chicken, bacon, onions, and more. "I had no idea a burger this ridiculous was even possible," I said to the cashier. "That's actually pretty tame by our standards," she replied, before amazing me even more with a question - "would you like that as a full sub?" Of course I would. A burger alone is never quite filling enough, but served as a footlong? Amazing. This even solved my dilemma of wondering which condiment I should choose - I went for ketchup on one half, which I considered a safe option, accompanied by ranch dressing on the other half, a huge risk.

The risk was worth it. I couldn't resist taking a bite of the sandwich as I exited the shop, and the half I pulled out happened to be the one with ranch dressing. It was unbelievable and incredible. I finished it quickly, and became sad that they seemed to have accidentally cut the halves a bit unevenly, as the larger ketchup "half" would surely be unable to compare to the ranch-dressed fantasy world I had just enveloped myself in. My sadness was soon invalidated when I found that miraculously, the ketchup half was just as good.

Of course, this was all very expensive. For Joe Beez, whoever he is - not for me. I went there expecting to come home still-hungry and broke. Instead, I was able to buy a bag of chips which I'm now struggling to finish in my fullness, and even that left me with enough money to get my laundry done tomorrow. I have just had the best meal of my life, and yet stayed ahead of budget. Amazing. The best part? I still don't have my black-market substances. It tasted this good on its own.

I believe all of human history was leading up to me eating this sandwich. I am ninety-nine-point-a-hundred-percent-sure the future of our entire galaxy rests solely on the asinine wonderment of this sandwich shop. If you don't completely exhaust the means available to you in your effort to eat here as soon as you possibly can, your entire life has been and will be meaningless....

This place has the best sandwiches in Ulster County and possibly all of the Hudson Valley. Like seriously delicious. I've been eating here for years but finally wanted to give them a rave review! They combine all sorts of ingredients to make very unique and great tasting subs. Good portion sizes, I feel great after eating. My go-to favorites are the "Killing me softly" and "The Rambo" although I could name another dozen that are just as great. Depends on what you're in the mood for but there is something here for everyone. The menu is a little overwhelming at first, in person it's writing all over the wall, but neatly organized if you view the menu online. Try this place and you won't be disappointed. It's hard for me to describe how good this place truly is. You just have to experience it for yourself! If I could give it 20 stars I would! There is a parking lot just to the side of the building so you don't have to do metered parking on the road. Just note they have no dining area so all the food is to go. I like to grab and go down to rotary park and eat by the Hudson River...

Used to be the Best! Sadly thats changed. Chicken salad sub lettuce tomato and onion it was so late in the bag I couldn't believe the sandwich was in there. When I open my sandwich I was very disappointed to see that there was hardly any chicken salad and barely any vegetables said day I've been buying sandwiches at the store for the last 15 years. I remember when the first store opened I worked at a local fresh vegetable stand and I watch this business open up and do well but unfortunately it has changed the chicken salad tastes old there's hardly anything on top of it and then it's like $8 for it too expensive for my pocket so sorry...