Little Caesars Pizza — Restaurant in Cleveland

I went to get pizza and got my pizza as normal, but when I went home to find my wife sleeping with my now ex best friend Tom. Now the thing you have to keep in mind is that Tom is Asian, I’ll get back to that later. Now my wife and I have had our share of scuffles in the past, arguments over who got to drive or whether to abort the kid stuff like that. My wife often complained of me being less than adequate in bed, and to her I said “Well sorRY I haven’t practiced with every neighbor in the neighborhood!” And then we make slightly below average quality love. But I didn’t realize it was so bad she decided to get with a little Asian boy... but it was no Asian boy... See, my wife is white, but her brother married a man from Taiwan, and they had mixed kids. So what I THOUGHT was just some Asian boy, turned out to be my Nephew, Jamal, FML right? Anyways I cried like a baby and drove over to her sisters house and cried on her for a while... but then she took her top off and now she’s pregnant. Please don’t tell my wife

I never ate my $5 hot and ready pepperoni but it looked good when I got it. Turns out Jamal ate it. You couldn’t be happy with my wife??? Now you have to have my pizza too JAMAL??? It’s affordable he could’ve gotten his own, but no. Now at participating little Caesers they even have Pepperoni and Cheese Stuffed Crust, Pepperoni Cheezer Cheezer, and Extra-most-bestest Pepperooni!

Now that I’ve pawned off all my wife’s jewelry I’ll be buying lots of Little Caesers pizza to eat in my car since my wife kicked me out for stealing her jewelry. We’ll see whose laughing when frame her for my death! See you in...

Man, I hate to do this. I don't like leaving negative reviews, but I understand exactly how important they can be so that issues can be corrected.

Something needs to be done about the individuals that get placed in the front counter. It is quite unpleasant to have to reach deep into the wells of patience simply because one individual cannot keep track of what she is doing and what orders she is taking. I find it even more incredible that other customers were more sympathetic to us than the actual employee(s). Had a nice man not offered to surrender HIS order for us (which happened to be the exact same one as ours) we would've had to have stayed there even longer... just for a Hot-and-Not-So-Ready Pizza. To elaborate, he came in much later than us. (Thank you to that customer, by the way.)

Yes, it is fast food. No, I'm not expecting 5* service from what I assume are teenagers. But this is a company that promotes its delicious pizza as being Hot-and-Ready! So...

Went in this afternoon to get my little brother some pizza. Whenever we got there, there was a sign on the door saying cash only which is no big deal. But when we were waiting for his pizza was when it got interesting. There was only one girl up front and she was clearly very irritated and over whelmed. Her co workers in the back was only making it worse. Sounded like they were lost and goofing off. They were using foul language while there were 8 of us were waiting upfront. Very unprofessional considering there were children in the store. Waited 10-15 minutes just for one deep dish pizza. At the end the cashier looked in the back and told one of her co workers to not slam the d* door. It’s clear the owner or manager of this store needs to get it together on who works here and pick better team members. These high school kids don’t take...