Uncompensated Review: tl; Dr 5/5 🪙🌟 "La Divina Comedia de cuçina Hispanica y Latino, Señor T."
Io, usted, I don't speak Spanish fluently, but as a young student at School #16 and Woodrow Wilson Middle School, one of my teachers was Señorita Sanchez, and I think I'm supposed to quote the world's first novel, which was Don Quixote by Cervantes. And I'm an English degree holder who studied some history, so I guess at the beginning of the story, there was the word "Help!" and a monk said it. And Don Quixote, for whatever reason, was like, "Oh-dee, that's me!" And decided to become a knight because the road trip would take a hot minute, and if they could spare a day, they could spare a night."
We don't know where Don Quixote was or is because he spoke Spanish, which was a little different back in the day, which could have been a Wednesday, which is more of a German thing, technically. Yo no sé.
And the Germans are pointing their finger at Fränkreich, which is saying nothing really, which is badass. At least they're not saying it in Spanish. It's in French in Fränkreich, where I guess Frank lived.
So gracious tió Frank, gracias, bomber. The Doordash order was Almighty acceptable. -t
P.S.: "You, professor? Is Dante Alighieri done yet? Because that's not funny. Yo, Dante is...
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