The Human Bean — Restaurant in Colorado Springs

First, their name caught my eye. I’m like: The Human BEAN? 🫘 well THAT’S actually called The Clitoris. AKA THE CLIT.

Anywho, enough of my ADHD commentary of comedy. 🎭 just something that I notice. Aside from the interesting name, LOL, their IRISH CREAM BREVE is so specialized, and thick that I kinda don’t wanna try finding another company to see if they make it better.

I usually go through the drive-through, but I do know on the north side of the building opposite of the drive-through that they do have a walk up kiosk area as well as outdoor seating but it’s not covered.

I usually get two orders of their egg bites and I think they’re a little bit more superior to Starbucks’s egg bites. Four of them sustain me for the whole day for my six hour shift, just to give you an idea.

I’ll also love that they have the chocolate covered espresso beans and usually put one or two on top of your drink order that you get. It’s the little things in life like that.

I bought a 16 ounce package of them, LMAO; way too many but I’ll space them out over the next month or so. I call them DINOSAUR EGGS!!!!

And there’s also a young woman that’s studied paleontology and speaking of dinosaurs 🦖🦕🤓 I told her about this saber-toothed tiger cub they recently found preserved WHOLE! Google it dudes and dudettes.

And may the tangents be...

The Human Bean is seriously the best coffee. The only coffee shop that you can taste the coffee, many others are so sweet you lose any flavor of the coffee itself, but not here! They offer many milk and sugar free alternatives and every cup of coffee comes with a delightful chocolate covered espresso bean (which you can also buy) Employees are all welcoming and friendly, service is fast and prices are a little lower than some of the other competitors. I pass quite a few other coffee shops to come here but this is my #1 choice for coffee ever since I had it for...

Man. I found the human bean in Tempe AZ, on my way to Cali in July. I was sooo impressed and wanted more so I went to the El Toro, CA location on my trip. Unfortunately the nearest one to me in Texas is an hour away. However, I still go on occasion. Every time I travel I look for the human bean. We found the one on Platte in Co Springs. What a disappointing experience. The girl taking our order isn't a listener. We couldn't stand being talked to in such a condescending tone and being talked over is so not my fav. Yuk. No thank you. -all the...