Pizza Hut Express — Restaurant in Costa Mesa

I was ordering a pepperoni personal pizza, when all of the sudden the lights started flickering a deep red, and everything went black. When the lights came back on, it was cold, and no one was in the store but me and the young lady taking my order. She was maliciously grinning and staring me down through her brows. She lunged, and before I could react, her teeth were sinking in my neck as the warm red water spurted out. I lost consciousness. When I awoke, it would appear that she burried me alive mistaking me for dead. Fortunately. She left my personal pizza hut pepperoni pizza with a side of chili flake and peccarino for $5.79 next to my torso. I'm not happy about my current situation. But perhaps this pizza will fuel me in my efforts to escape. Very pleasant taste. If I get out of here alive, I will have another. Also I just pooped...

Its gross. If you must eat pizza, get the good stuff from a mom...

Like the wings.....miss the...