⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 6/5 STARS — IF HEAVEN HAD A ZIP CODE, IT’D BE SPARKY’S BAR & GRILL
Let me tell you right now… Sparky’s Bar & Grill isn’t just a restaurant. It’s a spiritual awakening. I walked in thinking I was about to get a normal meal, maybe some decent service, a vibe or two… Bro. I walked out a changed human being.
The moment you step through those doors, you’re greeted by an atmosphere so elite it makes Michelin-star spots look like gas stations. The lighting? Immaculate. The smell? A blend of pure greatness and destiny. The staff? Peak humans. I’m convinced they were trained in some secret hospitality dojo hidden deep in the mountains.
And the FOOD? OH. MY. LORD.
I took one bite of the burger and I swear I heard a choir. Not on the speakers — in my SOUL. The fries? Crisped by angels. The wings? So perfect I almost apologized for eating them. Even the water tasted like it was filtered through clouds personally delivered by Zeus.
The service was so good I felt like a VIP billionaire even though I was just sitting there like a regular dude. Drinks stayed full. Plates came out fast. One of the servers asked if everything was good and I almost teared up because yes, it was more than good, it was life-changing.
By the time I left, I wasn’t walking — I was levitating.
If you’re thinking about going to Sparky’s Bar & Grill, let me save you time: Go. Right. Now. Bring your friends. Bring your enemies. Bring your grandma. Bring whoever. Because this place is PEAK. This place is BLIZZARD LEVEL COLD. This place is the opposite of Pepto Bizmol type ts bunz.
Sparky’s Bar & Grill is not a restaurant. It’s...
Read moreI had the best fried fish sandwich I have ever had last night at Sparkey’s ! Better than any I have had in even Cape Cod! There was a live singer / guitarist ,(Laura?), don’t know her last name, but she more than delivered! Superb cover artist with an excellent repertoire! At 8 pm sharp the band went on and the place was jumping with folks singing and dancing the night away. There’s a new gem in the city of Essex Jct. and its name is Sparkeys. Bravo! Oh, bartender was incredibly busy, but remained upbeat and more than efficient. Give that woman a a raise! Tom O’Brien could be cracking a bit of a smile in heaven to see his Murrays taking...
Read moreWalked into the bar at 830. Sat down at the bar. No one was ordering drinks. I smiled at the bartender she look at me and walked away. It took two other women that were locals at the bar to get her attention rude beyond belief Snotty attitude told me that they stopped serving food at 8 which is fine. The bartender needs a reality check on how to be hospitable to Customers and a lesson on human Decency. Maybe going back to grade school where these lesson are learned would be a valuable...
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