Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile, LLC — Restaurant in Hochatown

Do NOT GET COFFEE here! Paid $17 for 2 iced lattes. I explicitly asked if they were made with espresso and told yes. I then watched her pour coffee from a pitcher over ice. When I questioned it, she said it is espresso, each cup has two shots. I said you don’t make espresso in a pitcher, she argued that she had a machine in the back and makes a bunch at once. It was just old leftover burnt coffee, so the drink was awful. The milk-coffee ratio was so bad because it was not made with espresso. I got my money back. Also charged $1 extra each for oatmilk and half and half, but it was a big great value brand carton of oatmilk not the barista style. The same size drink at Starbucks would have 4 shots of espresso, so obviously they just don’t know what they’re doing. Do not misrepresent and lie to customers, especially with caffeine drinks. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen for misrepresentation of caffeine content and ingredients. Also got a fudge to try, but it was old and cracked when I bit into it. Immediately threw away, which I found odd they were selling old fudge on the solar eclipse day when it was so busy and would be good business. Really didn’t appreciate the lady gaslighting me into thinking I don’t know how to make a...

Was looking for morning coffee. Who can pass up a place that has Booger in the name! It's a nice place.

I will start out with two things I don't like - but almost every other store is the same. 10-6 hours. Almost every store except grocery, gas and a few restaurants have the same hours. And gravel parking. I'm on a motorcycle. The gravel is packed, but gravel and motorcycle should not be in the same sentence.

It's a mercantile - which means they sell a bit of a lot of different things. Shirts, sunglasses (which BTW are very good) and of course Bigfoot stuff. A couple of places to do Bigfoot photos. They have a large selection of sweets: candy, ice cream dots, huge cupcakes (wish they made smaller - theirs are enough for 2-3 people, seriously). And they have food, coffee and boba.

Coffee is good. Not exceptional, but good. Now the burgers - they are definitely worth the stop. Crazy messy, but a good burger always is! I didn't try any other menu items but I assume all are as good

Service was very good. Friendly, courteous, helpful. I like meeting new people when I am out on the bike. They are great people to meet.

When in Hochatown, stop by. You will be pleased...

If you're ever in Hochatown, you absolutely must stop by the Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile! From the moment you walk in, you're greeted with the most delightful aroma of freshly baked goods. The food here is beyond delicious—every bite is a testament to the love and care that goes into each recipe.

The staff is incredibly polite and friendly, always ready with a smile and happy to help with any questions you might have. They make you feel right at home, adding to the charm of this wonderful place.

A special shoutout to Stephanie, the owner, who is truly a hard worker and the heart and soul of the Mercantile. She gets up at 3 am every day, a labor of love, to ensure that everything is baked fresh and perfect for her customers. Her dedication shines through in every product, making each visit a delightful experience.

Hochatown Swamp Booger Mercantile is more than just a store; it’s a cozy spot filled with warmth, great food, and genuine hospitality. Don’t miss out on...