McDonald's — Restaurant in Idaho

1st review, 3 star: I got my BigMac, but the top bun was upside-down with ONE pickle. Other than that, the workers are great and friendly.

2nd review, 3 star: Hello again, I am the top bun upside down BigMac guy with one pickle, I decided to go here again because... well, I got a BigMac with extra pickles, and I did get extra pickles... A WHOLE PATTY WORTH OF IT. Like it was 2 patties worth of pickles that at this point I might might just slurp the juice soaked bun that is not upside down so I don't have to order a soda water.

Other than that, I do love the workers at this place. They are very friendly and kind. If people say otherwise, they are dumb and are the reason low IQ is a thing. There is this one guy in divetrhough that kinda scares me, his face is so straight and blank. It's like he is Batman as a child and watched his parents get killed in front of him in that alleyway. Rip little bro.

3rd review, 5 star: I come there again because I can hear the Big Mac calling my name, if I don't eat a Big Mac once every week, the voices get louder. so I drive here, had to order from Batman with a beard, his blank face still scares me, its like looking at my wife when I skip out on cooking dinner, lucky I lived for a moment... sadly... I had to hear some... talking about... men's liquid... tasting... gross but its whatever, I got my pies and Big Mac. then later I came back, sadly did not get to order from Batman Wife with beard, instead from a seemingly weird happy teen, but happy because I got hear gay country so my McDonald's visit was amazing, made me think about my boyfriend that left me... anyways that's it, I do have sad news.

I will say this will be my last review, I killed my Big Wac demons, I will miss this place, I will miss my Batman Wife with beard (rip little bro) the trolling with the pickles, its time to burry the bodies in the backyard with the dogs and baby, sleep alone without my boyfriend, and take my meds so I can stop with these reviews, I just hope my review got people to come here or to get a laugh at my weird, stupid, mental illness updated reviews about the Big Mac (or Big Wac?) and the people here.

Sincerely, Big Mac guy with one pickle...

The people were great, we went tonight and last night...got the same exact order. Fries were amazing... everything was made correctly and fresh...but last night there was a beard or some kind of facial hair in the big Mac, and tonight there was a hair, same kind in my chicken nuggets. It's not that hard to wear a beard net. It's not going to kill someone to shave their facial hair to ensure their job is done properly. I'm so disgusted. What kind of manager runs this place and allows such practices to be done. Rules are there for a reason, you can be nice and accurate but all that goes out the window when you're dirty and allow things to fall in people's food. Two nights in a row we paid to pull someone's hair out...

This was the best McDonalds I've ever had. I had a large double quarter pounder meal with a side of chicken nuggets which I put on the burger. After vomiting it all up while driving home I had a life changing vision. I was drowning in an ocean of McDonalds burgers and fries, then I heard an angelic voice saying "this doesn't have to be your fate..." and a disembodied god hand lifted me out of the ocean of fast food and dropped me back into my lifeless body in the wreck of my car. Sure I caused a 20 car pileup on the freeway, and 12 died but I came back from this McDonalds trip a changed man. I will never eat McDonalds again. Now I eat at...