Kona Coffee District — Restaurant in Lake Forest

Oh, where do I even begin with Michael, the self-proclaimed Sultan of Surliness at this coffee shop? It's like he wakes up in the morning and says to himself, "How can I ruin someone's day today with my unparalleled rudeness?" Well, mission accomplished, Michael. Bravo!

Let's start with his favorite catchphrase: "Get away from the wall." I mean, honestly, Michael, I wasn't planning on mounting the wall like Spider-Man and redecorating your coffee shop with my artistry. I just wanted to enjoy a latte and maybe take a cute Instagram photo. But no, Michael wants us all to stand two feet away from the wall, as if it's a crime to lean against it. Maybe the wall is secretly fragile, and he's trying to protect it from our nefarious wall-leaning activities. Who knows?

And then there's his other hit single: "If you break it, you buy it." Now, Michael, I may be a coffee enthusiast, but I didn't come here to play Jenga with your ceramic coffee mugs. It's like he thinks we're all walking disasters just waiting to happen. I can almost picture him watching CCTV footage at night, gleefully rubbing his hands together, saying, "Ah, someone moved a chair a little too quickly! Time to cash in on that broken plate!"

But it's not just the catchphrases that make Michael a standout manager; it's his overall demeanor. He's got the customer service skills of a cactus in a bad mood. You'd think he was doing us a favor by allowing us to patronize his establishment. I half expected him to hand me a bill for the privilege of breathing his precious air.

Here's the kicker: despite the rude manager, the coffee is actually pretty decent. It's like a cruel joke from the universe. You come for the coffee, but you stay for the passive-aggressive scolding from Michael. It's almost like a twisted game show where you have to endure the rudeness to enjoy your caffeine fix.

In conclusion, if you're looking for an unforgettable coffee experience, make sure to swing by this place and let Michael sprinkle some snark into your day. Just remember to stand at least three feet away from the wall, or else you might have to start a GoFundMe campaign to pay for that broken saucer. Good luck, brave coffee warriors, and may your lattes be strong enough to withstand the withering gaze of Michael, the coffee shop czar...

First of all, the menu is impossible to find. It's double sided with as many things as you'd find at a sit down restaurant, but it's not posted anywhere, and there's one little holder near the register. In order to get the menu you have to cut the line and then go find it. It's also not available on their website. The only way to figure out what to order on their site is to pretend like you're making a door dash order to see what they have.

I ordered a cold brew drink and it was so sour and bitter I was unable to drink it. I visit a lot of small coffee shops because I like a good coffee, and this is the first time i've sent something back. I could not gag it down. I actually didn't want to deal with complaining so I just asked for some milk because there is no milk anywhere for the customers. The girl was nice enough to offer me something else so I ordered a latte, and it was bitter and burned. I drank a little bit and I threw it out because it was just awful.

The first girl that helped me was nice.But the one that remade my drink made it very clear that she was irritated and mad. She gave me dirty looks, and when I said thank you with a big smile, she rolled her eyes and walked away.

I'm such a huge supporter of mom and pop coffee places. I love a good strong coffee and i'm not even that picky, because I don't send things back. This coffee was absolutely not drinkable and having the menu be a wild goose chase was ridiculous.

It's not hip, cool or aesthetic to make your menu that hard to find, especially when it's printed on almost black, with tiny white font, and you can't even see it on the counter.Unless you're standing right there.

I hesitated to put a bad review but I wasted my money because it has good reviews. But it doesn't have that many reviews, and people don't want to waste their...

Recently discovered this gem and I've got to say, it's a game-changer for my morning routine. The decor is spot on – think island vibes but with a classy twist. It's like walking into a spotlessly clean, well-organized paradise. The vibe here is just right, making you feel at ease the moment you step in.

Service? Top-notch. The staff nails it with their patience and friendliness. They're all about smiles and making sure you get exactly what you're craving. Speaking of cravings, the coffee here strikes the perfect balance – not too sweet, not too bitter, just the energy kick you need to start the day. And hey, it's not just about pastries here; they've got some seriously good eats. Tried the spam, rice, and eggs – a classic done right, and you can even switch it up with bacon. Talk about options!

The iced Spanish latte? Can't get enough of it. Every visit confirms why this place is my new breakfast go-to. The portions are generous – take the turkey, egg, avocado sandwich, for example. It's a meal and a half and tastes amazing. They've even got this 'crack coffee' that's absolutely worth a try.

Shoutout to the team for consistently delivering this awesome experience. It's spaces like this that make your day better. Already looking forward to my next visit and exploring more...