Red Hot Ranch Holy Mecca of Hood Burgers
Food: 4/5 I ate here drunk so IDK how accurate it is, but this is beyond a solid cheap burger spot. It’s the usual fair of cheap buns and meat with uninteresting accoutrements but the execution is spot on, bringing it on par with burger shops double or triple the price range flavor wise. The free inclusion of fries is a whole hearted indicator of the kind of experience you’ll have, but even in its utter simplistic lack of elegance (the potatoes are barely even soaked), these are weaponized for the better (the fries are crisp succulent starch bombs) elevates it from schlock to dam good eating. Even the out of the box cod sandwich is hilariously divine. And the price, again, the price is absurd for the flavor.
Service: 3/5 It’s the kind of place that only takes cash and has an ATM in the corner. It’s the usual order up and grab and go. Place is decently clean if mayhaps a little unorderly.
Atmosphere 4/5: Like a vivid memory of a hot dog shop, in all its glory and antiquated ways. I am a heart throb for a spot that had no frills about the kind of place that it is but YMMV depending on if you want to stay for a while.
Final Score: 4/5 Recommend almost all items and going a bit out of your way for a visit.
It’s a no frills well executed cheap burger spot in Southport, it kinda blows my mind how much I liked this vs Lucy’s. It’s right next to the equally beloved Schubas bar so go there afterwards to enjoy a beer and a show. Not much to say, but that’s the point with Red Hot Ranch, it...
Read moreRedhot Ranch is a late-night haven for those craving a classic Chicago-style hot dog or a perfectly satisfying burger. When the late-night munchies hit, Redhot Ranch is my go-to for a taste of Chicago comfort food done right. Their hot dogs are a quintessential Chicago experience – a snappy natural casing dog nestled in a steamed poppy seed bun, topped with the traditional fixings: mustard, relish, onions, tomatoes, sport peppers, and a dash of celery salt. It's a symphony of flavors and textures that just works. Beyond the dogs, their burgers are equally impressive. They offer a solid, no-frills burger that's cooked to perfection – juicy and flavorful with a satisfying char. It's a simple burger done exceptionally well, and sometimes, that's exactly what you crave. What truly sets Redhot Ranch apart is their commitment to quality and consistency, even late into the night. The ingredients are always fresh, and the staff is efficient and friendly, even when they're swamped with late-night orders. The atmosphere is casual and unpretentious, perfect for a quick bite or a late-night gathering with friends. They understand the late-night crowd; they're fast, they're reliable, and they serve up delicious, satisfying food without any fuss. Whether you're in the mood for a classic Chicago dog or a perfectly grilled burger, Redhot Ranch is the answer to your late-night cravings. It's a Chicago institution for a reason, and they've definitely earned a place on my list of...
Read moreLet me start by saying i'd give this place 4 stars for the food alone. If you are looking for a killer grease ball burger with fresh cut fries, this is the place. The hospitality on the other hand makes me both sad and angry.
Angry because of how my co worker was treated. We would frequently go here and order 3-4 people's worth of food with each visit. The last time he went in to pick up food, while was he was waiting, the people behind the counter and the cooks began to ridicule his tattoos, as they were showing because it was a hot day. At first he thought they were joking but it continued. It continued to the point where they began questioning his up bringing, his beliefs and his morals. Again all this after he paid and was waiting for his food to cook. In a country were religious tolerance is supposed to be a thing why would your religion or lack of have anything to do with ordering and enjoying a burger.
Sad because none of us will ever step foot in this place again. You can have whatever beliefs you want but when you start chastising others for no good reason, others that are paying customers, then you won't be getting...
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